Two Rocket Grunts are surrounded by the police
"you ever wonder why we're here?" One, called Jones, asks her partner, Franz
"Because you refuse to clock out."
*a slightly distorted voice surrounds them*
"We have you surrounded!“
"Give me a kiss and I'll handle them for you" Franz makes a <3 with her hands
"give me a minute and this vent will be open..."
Jones shrugs. A banging is heard on the door.
"I'm looking for another exit. Goodluck on that"
*she keeps her focus on the ven-The vent collapses, and officers rush in. But one look at the green sky is a clear sign something's off. Oh well, guess these guys care more about catching crooks than the potential end of the world*
"Under Unovan federal law you are required to handcuff both me and my partner together as we are considered one legal entity and any violation of this right will result in a report to Commisioner Griggs."
Franz is disappointed in her mess of a wife. Jones in love with her mess of a wife. The officers comply, muttering something about "if it makes them cooperate easier". Franz begins to feel something shake. It is an earthquake?
Out of nowhere a massive green man bursts through the wall Kool-Aid Man style with an entrance so strong it knocks the officers he hits into next week - literally!
Jones lifts Franz, twirling her like a clockhand
"We'll beat you twice that's right!"
she exits the twirl on her feet, suprisingly well balanced given her reputation. Though the handcuffs are certainly tangled
Cans looks around, then begins spinning his arm. He doesn't seem to have any Pokemon. This won't end well. they wrap up their intro, completely ignoring the fact they are about to get rocked
"Jones!" pronounced Joe-ehn-us
"Franz!" Pronounced normally
they finish with an entirely unnecessary kiss, incase you missed the engagement
Cans uses his Felt Power!
When the dust clears, they find themselves at the very station they were dreading ending up in. They're saved from being surrounded again by Cans's reappearance sending officers (and a few captured grunts) all across time and space. Jones looks around, confused
"Honey I don't care if I'm high, we're getting that guy."
They charged at Cans, trying to trip him with the handcuffs.. Like that's ever work. Predictably, they end up falling over each other, landing in a now wall-less room where there's another grunt - a cell. The grunt inside is vaguely familiar: her name's Seraphina, and she was known for being too soft. Only a matter of time before she was arrested. She looks worse for wear, having been in an interrogation earlier (apparently) and judging from what's being shouted around the only reason she's not in a nother one is because of the big green muscle man, who's spinning his arm again even as more officers try to remove all 3 of them - both from each other and from Cans. Jones, for some reason, unknown to all, moves to punch cans
Cans uses his Felt Power!
They all find themselves in a black void - there's ground but no light. A voice is heard.
"Find me, and walk beside me"
Seraphina seems intrigued, but Cans decides this place is for the birds, swinging and catching everyone but Seraphina in the break
Cans uses his Felt Power!
they seeing a projection room around them, an old projector showcasing something to a presentation below them, 'Reducing ammunition waste and loss of life with girl based weaponry.'
"Thhese guys stole my parents pension.."
Cans's appearance was right through the projected presentation, and they get a face full of light, momentarily stunning him. Franz makes an attempt to run awa- Jones throws a punch at can, yanking Franz off of her feet as she does. This predictably accomplished nothing! Cans decides to show off how he can do that too
Cans uses his Felt Power!
They find themselves in an odd place. The Room is completely enclosed save for the sky, but there are a few Doors around. Jones recovers and pets Franz, keeping eye contact with cans
"This isn't a winnable fight, running's a fine m.o these days"
Quasar must've been knocked out of the mansion from their flight path - Galarian guy spotted
Cans quickly recovers from hitting his head on the tube thing
"operational monetary acquisition team."
"We have the situation controlled, don't worry."
*Quasar tries putting up a shield, but- TOO SLOW!
Cans uses his Felt Power!
They find themselves in what looks like a city made of wooden blocks and toys, complete with sentient plastic people - and they are suspended over a busy street by an aqua-green bubble of energy projected from the guy in the weird hat's chest
"Clara'd like this type of thing:"
Jones points at cans, clearly expectinh quasar to do something. To his credit, Quasar is trying, but his double-bladed crystal sword isn't making a dent, and he can't use any Convytezynce without dropping the two Rockets into the street. Quasar moves the Rockets onto solid ground, but doing so dropped his guard long enough for Cans to give him a NASTY uppercut. Some of his Pokemon come out of their balls to check on him - a Magnezone, a Sigilyph, and a Parasect. Jones glances down at quasar before looking back at cans
Franz throws something at cans, we'll never know what. Because
Cans uses his Felt Power!
Now they're in some kind of mirror funhouse. the pokemon make sure the two are ok. Franz looks at the pokemon
"I' head she steals people like you"
The pokemon check on them regardless, and Quasar seems to be out cold. Cans shoulder-checks Franz's reflection and gets a body-full of shattered glass. Franz pets quasar, kicking cans, as if it's at all needed. Cans responds with a twirling of his arm
Cans uses his Felt Power!
A-a-arcc this planet's ccold. Is it madde of ice or something? The cold never bothered him anyway. However, Quasar's Rapidash decides against coming out of her pokeball to help. A newcomer is there - an ice miner named Clara
Franz turns to Clara, quickly pointing at cans
click clack click on her helmet
"*Val you have* ***got*** to come and see this! also bring 3 seats more loveyoubai"
On her way there she almost trips on the Convytessan's freakin' giant hat
*Movement from Quasar set him off*
Cans uses his Felt Power!
Jones hears where they are before she sees it: a boardwalk over water, and at the end is a theater still projecting a light show to wish its audience goodbye as a circus show has just ended. People cover the boardwalk, and their appearance has caused no small stir
"Surrender now! You're entirely surrounded!"
I mean it's technically true. Cans slams the ground repeatedly, making shockwaves
Quasar's back up, and flying up to Clara, wrapping her in Convytezynce and flying above Cans
Right as Quasar tries to land, Cans punches
Cans uses his Felt Power!
sslightly less collld but still a little chilly, the forest at night tennnnds to do that
"If these Poppies would just move a little faster.."
Clara says, expecting the flowers to just slide out of her way. Ace Trainer Val is next to her, digging up the poppies one by one and planting them slightly to the side.
"I can do without the passive aggressive Comments."
"Well you are going kinda slow.."
"maybe put down the space touys?"
"That way you can focus on moving these Poppies so we csn progress "
"Its not a Space Touy. its a Space trowel, its supposed to be at least 12% more effective at replanting flowers than usual trowels"
Is it just Clara or is... the air in front of them both cracking? (The sky had already turned green so this is a new thing). Val's colorblind Ass cannot distinguish between the skys usual color and the greenish Tint so she just looks kinda confused as to why its brighter than normal
"It's just like fortnite, holy frick"
The sky shatters and a bunch of people come through it - that funny-dressed Quasar guy who's been on the news a lot, a space woman, two rocket grunts handcuffed together, and a not-so-jolly green giant
Quasar begins readying spells... To answer Quasar preparing spells, Cans looks right at Val and starts pinwheeling his arm. Val puts up her arms
"Ey ey ey, bro, bro, bro, i swear we can talk this over im not involved in whatever this is anyway... please don't make me farm Rapidash all month"
Cans uses his Felt Power!
Everyone finds themselves in an odd alleyway that looks like an underground bunker painted to look like a street. The various houses all have different color doors on them
"Clara, I have a feeling we're not in Alola anymore." she says looking down at her suspiciously ruby colored footwear
Incursionist Alley... You made a mistake by coming here, Felt
Quasar begins aggrieving Cans with Slice Crescents and Zap Squares. Double Chain Bap out of Jones and Franz! Quasar forms a door in the air with Convytezynce, and shoves Cans through it. On the other side is a pastoral landscape filled with horses - that's completely time sealed. Cans will not escape until he's done farming these horses, which will take a whole calendar
Quasar lands before the two Rocket grunts
Thanks. You two came in handy
"Don't look through the Door... please... trust me"
Jones goes to shake quasars hand, yanking franz as she does
"Always ready to help out"
she smiles like this is for a press release
"thankkkk you!, we take payment in-
"we won't be needing any payment."
Well regardless, if you need a place Rocket can't take, Incursionist Alley could be that place. We have ample space people who need to live for as long as they like
"Oh we have something to take"
Jones attempts to wrap the handcuffs chain around quasar
That goes hilariously bad. He just turns incorporeal and introduces them to the tarmac. But he is nice enough to cut through their handcuff shackles
