HELLO

[porterr-robinson]

[alternate-route]

Me in any social interaction ever

[disposableshoes]

Snow Miku ＆ Rabbit Yukine 2020 Outfit Design Poll

Vote for your favorite Snow Miku ＆ Rabbit Yukine outfit design! 2020's theme is "Hokkaido Snow & Musical Instruments"!

Vote 3 or else 🔪

[disposableshoes]

tumblr is gonna become completely useless starting december 17

[dekoi2501post]

[spectregoesboo]

[disposableshoes]

i don’t know why i’m bothering updating my tumblr thing when a total of 0 people look at my blog each month

[disposableshoes]

hatsune miku is my guilty pleasure please don’t tell anyone

[shinybugs]

a self portrait in ink pen… something like self care

[hatsunemikuwheresheshouldntbe]

Hatsume Miku shouldn’t be falling down stairs but yet it keeps happening.

[haiku-robot]

hatsume miku shouldn’t be falling down stairs but yet it keeps happening

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[disposableshoes]

true poetry

[hatsunemikuwheresheshouldntbe]

Hatsune miku shouldn’t be coming out of the closet, but here she is loud and proud! 💙❤💜

[disposableshoes]

hatsune miku shouldn’t be coming out as bisexual when she’s clearly an asexual

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

So there’s a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her ‘big and though’ boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. “Go ahead” I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?“ Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don’t smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

[synqra]

The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?

[fuck-biphobia]

“The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the chi-“ *bang*

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had a dream that I was a smoker (I’ve never smoked and never will). I smoked like an entire pack in the dream, just standing on the sidewalk in Washington DC. Every person that passed by looked disappointed in me.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This reminds me of the time I dreamt my friend went searching for Bigfoot because he had a massive foot fetish and believed that Bigfoot would have his ideal feet.

[alextobyteam-deactivated2019032]

How are these two things even remotely related

[one-time-i-dreamt]

THEY’RE NOT, I thought I was replying under a different dream (one that was about Bigfoot) and apparently I wasn’t OH MY GOD

[astargatelover]

If it comforts you, the first time I saw your reply to that post I didn’t question it at all.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

It does comfort me

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

Honestly you could say whatever you want and everyone would be like “alright, one-time-i-dreamt is back at it again.”

[ren-054]

Didn’t bat an eye when I read it. I just figured the massive foot fetish gave off the same vibe as smoking was for those onlookers.

[thebootydiaries]

hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond

[feircemajorasblog]

Wait you have a child?

[thebootydiaries]

not anymore helen i took care of it

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

[ctrayn-deactivated20180425]

[rizunm-deactivated20190123]

[neitype]

hold and release

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My cousin and I got tickets to see Heathers: the Musical on Broadway. However, when we arrived, we found that there was only one cast member: Hatsune Miku. Throughout the performance, she would occasionally forget her lines (seeing as how she had to memorize every character’s lines). Every time she forgot her line she would start to cry, but we, the audience would chant, “Go Miku go! Go Miku go! Go Miku go!!!!”. She would then smile at us and continue to act.

[disposableshoes]

me seeing CQ Cumber in the Octo Expansion Trailers: omg he’s a cute little train conductor i wanna hug him

me playing the Expansion: alright CQ Cumber i dare you to fucking blow me up again you little thot