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District Attorney Y/N at your services! Ask Box: Two / Open Muse: Flore, They/Them, ??? Admin: Dante/Jess, She/Her, 20

[the-tragic-hero-and-you]

Heyo! Merry [insert the holiday you celebrate]! Could we get an Actor and Y/N under the mistletoe please?

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[the-tragic-hero-and-you]

Heyo! Merry [insert the holiday you celebrate]! Could we get an Actor and Y/N under the mistletoe please?

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[fluffygif]

Heartbreaking habitat devastation in Australia.

[failedclone]

ANYWAY. Damien liked to call Y/N love but Dark calls them Darling. Let’s discuss

[district-attorney-yn]

Rgajfh yes

[failedclone]

I love the idea of Memento, Mori and Y/N being friends. Like Memento or sm would be like “You were a human originally, So you have a last name right?” And Y/N would be like “Yeah but I forgot it in the 70’s.” And they’d just be like

[plasma303]

memento: so uh, heard you had a run in with that actor asshole again

mori: want us to go kick his ass?

y/n: yeah, but invite damien, he’d love to get in a few swings too

[failedclone]

Date night

[plasma303]

me and the boys going to fuck actor up

[failedclone]

Me and my three boyfriends

(And yes. They hate Actor)

[district-attorney-yn]

fkfhskal

[showtimechamaco]

[safitheartist]

Power move.

[newtgeiszler]

one of the most aesthetically beautiful displays of protest i’ve seen

[failedclone]

Y/N: [Goes on a date with Actor]

Dark:

[the-tragic-hero-and-you]

An innocent y/n Y/n: “Do I get a kiss if I stay and wait for you?” AM: *smirks* “Oh you’ll get more than just one kiss.” Y/n: *thinks for a while* Y/n: *gasps* “two kisses!” Am: *wtf face*

Precious Y/N who needs protection and two kisses!

[district-attorney-yn]

Nonsense. You look as wonderful as ever, my dear friend. However it's not good that you can't sleep. You really ought to take better care of yourself. Is there anything that's keeping you up? Is there anything that I can do for you? -ask-mayor-damien (I am challenging you, Actor mun! Who will win the Flore's affection!?)

Flore, they covered there face with there sweater - half way as they blushed lightly at Damien’s compliment.

“Uh, Thank you Dames… The reason I can’t sleep is because; of my nightmares so I don’t know how to stop having them… And to help me stop these stupid nightmares… you can help me figure out what to do so I can stop having sleepless nights.”

@ask-mayor-damien

( Please don’t start a war in my ask boxes xD )

[betterstayabsurd-deactivated202]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

[obstinate-nocturna]

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

[breelandwalker]

Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in its’ time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and more…dare I say it…sane than most families portrayed on TV.

The comedy in the show came from the family’s “odd” lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didn’t make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.

These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.

Relationship goals. LIFE goals.

[avotica]

Just remembered in the second movie when their third child became “normal” for a period and although they were shocked and didn’t know how to handle it, they didn’t mistreat the child or love it any less. They accepted the difference, even though it was hard for them. 

[drnerdlove]

Reblogged for truth.

[franklyunfabulous]

❤️❤️❤️

[endreal]

Posts about Gomez and Morticia Addams are almost always uplifting and I’m happy to have them on my dash, but I think my favorite bit about this conversation is what Gomez is actually saying to Fester.

It’s nobody’s surprise that many of the aesthetic and thematic elements of The Addams Family in its various incarnations are influenced by Gothic tradition (not goth, that mostly came later. And not Goth, that was much much much too early), and I think Gomez’s words are a dead bullseye in terms of Gothic mentality.

“Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on earth”

The sublime is a recurring theme throughout Gothic literature. Although the word (like “awesome”) has lost a lot of it’s original luster over the intervening decades, sublime doesn’t really mean elevated and lofty (or even heavenly) as it’s often used today, but rather something possessing the power and grandeur to induce awe and veneration in the mind of the beholder. Although less than divine, something sublime possessed a wildness and power that transcended human ability to control…or even to comprehend.

Sublime is standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon leaning as far as you dare over the railing and still not being able to see the canyon floor below. Sublime is warrior-queen Galadriel being tempted by the One Ring. Sublime is waking up in the middle of the night in the heart of a wild thunderstorm.

“Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on earth”

Gomez isn’t advising Fester to treat a woman he fancies like a princess, or even elevate her to pedestal of angelic nature (who’s idea was it to equate femininity with purity anyway? What a laughable and historically damaging idea. Shame on whatever dead (probably) white dudes promoted that!)

Gomez is advising Fester that if he truly loves a woman he must do everything he can to remind her of how she’s an untameable force of nature who’s grandeur brings him to his knees in awe and terror. Just like Morticia, for Gomez.

I’ll sign off with one of my most favorite quotes of all time, because it feels suddenly very relevant:

“When I find myself surrounded by so much beauty, I feel as if I am the eye of a hurricane.”

- -Sanjay Kulkarni

[coldalbion]

Reblogging for the commentary on the Sublime

[marxist-dykelectics]

@bbydreamer

[thenatsdorf]

Cat NO likey!

[viostormcaller]

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

[obviouslypancakes]

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive

[jasmiinitee-deactivated20210610]

i’m?????????????? they recognise themselves and their owner well enough to check back on their face???

[obsidiancreates]

THAT SECOND CAT HOLY SHIT

THAT’S SUCH A HUMAN REACTION WHAT THE FUCK

[astralcrash]

:O

[gamrlinafrye]

Year or so later, I forgot some collages and I have 2 finished one after er this one and then I have to more to finish 2 more then I have the whole crew done so I'm going to be sharing this one.

Basically it's the whole gang and I thought people be interested in it!!! Before people dying and all that angsty sad stuff okay,,,,

[the-tragic-hero-and-you]

A!Mark: -Sees Y/N fall from the balcony- Oh ShIT A!Mark: -Sees the Colonel crying over Y/N- This is fine A!Mark: -Sees Dark take control of Y/N’s body and leaving them in a mirror- OH S H I T

“NOTHING. IS. FINE.”

[district-attorney-yn]

“You invited me so it's your fault, Hun.”

[district-attorney-yn]

I came to say I love your blog! I love your interpretation of the DA! ;D

Sorry for this late response because of work but thank you so much for liking Flore!! They're actually my first Non-binary oc in a sense I've worked on and I'm glad that you love my blog.

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[the-tragic-hero-and-you]

I feel like Mark has been slowly rewriting or messing with the DAs mind. Like The thoughts that aren’t all the DAs?

Either that or the Entity is messing with his.

I mean, how on earth did he not recognize us during the first part of the date? Going off and asking if we’ve met before, how we seem familiar to him, that he feels as though he’s known us for a long time.

Dude, you literally just asked if you wanted to go on that date in front of a museum, now you can’t recall who asked who out first?

[district-attorney-yn]

(( I agree with this.

[kenmarlenn]

Psst, Actor Mark stans, you might like this