It's gonna be gay

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[thoughtsofacoolkid]

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

[theambassadorposts]

This is a beautiful thing to spread.

[silverhawk]

something that i despise that happens a lot in gay media is where gay character 1 cant come out to their family because of various reasons and gay character 2, who they’re usually in a long term relationship w/ at this point, says some shit like “youre ashamed of me…………..you wont even tell your family about us, about the fact you’re gay…………i dont think i can be in this relationship if you’re going to keep me……a secret…..” and its not called out as being manipulative/abusive as fuck like if someone says something like that to you, you need to get OUT of that relationship immediately

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

there’s also the trope where gay character’s friend gets mad at the gay character for not telling them they’re gay. like their fucking feelings matter more than the gay person’s safety and comfort. 

straight people really do not understand that we would never do/say these kinds of things to each other. ever. we know exactly how much these things hurt. 

[wynx-hates-pedos]

We also know that the other gay person’s literal life could be at stake if they’re openly gay around the wrong person/people.

[i-am-avacado]

Proof that Thomas Sanders is a Fairy

Often takes pictures in various feilds and/or forests

Soft and pretty

Nice poses; never takes a bad photo

Almost Too Kind to be True

(it is true)

All his friends are also faries so what’s stopping him

Have you SEEN Talyn’s hair?

Of course they’re a fairy

Anyway

Skin??? So smooth???? He looks like a painting????

What kind of jawline???

All his shirts have flowers on them

Like so many of them have flowers on them guys

His voice could be a siren’s but he uses it for Good

Definitely a shape shifter

Because I’ve seen people say that, despite the sides being played by the same man,

they each have a different face shape

Face

Shape

You heard me

I’m not making fun

I see it too

Consistently kind

Probably doesn’t sleep enough

Everyone I’ve ever talked to likes him

Constantly bringing people up

Fiercly protective of his friends (see: “then you will care for your friends better than they have ever been cared for in thEIR. ENTIRE LIIIIVES!!!!!!”

Likes things that come from nature

I think

Crofters

Crofters is a jam

From berries

Which come from nature

Gay

It’s proven that all fairies are gay

He’s

A

Fairy

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[halles-comet]

Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is

The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I’ve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.

Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn’t find anything wrong with it.

People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.

It’s open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening. 

Regular customers included:

A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject

A little person named Kevin who told me “sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I’m feeling whimsical”

An actual group of Neo-Nazis

An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)

Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time

A Scottish landscaper who told us we “couldn’t prove he doesn’t know Simon Pegg”

I have more these are just off the top of my head

[halles-comet]

I can’t believe I forgot

two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not

I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said “No, I’m not a socialist”.

[averagefairy]

cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

[notlostonanadventure]

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

[averagefairy]

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

[thefeelszone]

All Grim Reapers have one canon physical trait and it’s “handsome”

[katreus]

[theflowerslooklikepeopleatlast]

In a simple experiment, researchers at the University of Chicago sought to find out whether a rat would release a fellow rat from an unpleasantly restrictive cage if it could. The answer was yes.

The free rat, occasionally hearing distress calls from its compatriot, learned to open the cage and did so with greater efficiency over time. It would release the other animal even if there wasn’t the payoff of a reunion with it. Astonishingly, if given access to a small hoard of chocolate chips, the free rat would usually save at least one treat for the captive — which is a lot to expect of a rat.

The researchers came to the unavoidable conclusion that what they were seeing was empathy — and apparently selfless behavior driven by that mental state.

“A New Model of Empathy: The Rat” by David Brown, Washington Post

[stitchy-queerista]

OH MY.

[fuck-benedict-cumberbatch]

this just in: rats are more humane than humans

[work-tea-work]

!!!

[rootkit]

[spangledshieldsandsilverwings]

Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J”

[karolinedianne]

^ This

[rougaroucojones]

It’s followed by an R of course it would be a hard g. But Giraffe is a soft g. Genius is a soft g. Gin is pronounced with a soft g too. GIF is I following a g, it would be pronounced with a soft g.

[radarmatt-deactivated20160828]

It aint Jif peanut butter though.

[rougaroucojones]

It would still be pronounced like that. The general rule is if the g is followed by an e or i, it’s soft g. U or a consonant is generally a hard g.

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

I will DIE WITH MY HONOR

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

Gear =/= Jear

Get =/= Jet

Gift =/= Jift

Give =/= Jive

In English, words with a ‘G’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ can be pronounced with either a hard ‘G’ or a soft ‘G’.

Words with Germanic roots such as ‘gear’, ‘get’, ‘gift’, ‘give’ (see above) are pronounced with a hard ‘g’ while words with Latin or Greek roots such as ‘gem’, ‘general’, ‘giraffe’, ‘giant’, are pronounced with a soft ‘g’.

So no, it’s not exactly a “general rule” that ‘g’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ makes a soft ‘g’ sound. 

Additionally, “GIF” is an ACRONYM starting with a word that begins with a hard ‘g’ sound, so “GIF” is therefore pronounced with a hard ‘g’.

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

We fight with honor

[macleod]

[escsokovia-deactivated20151216]

[cataclysmofstars]

via @greenwoodthegreat. I could not have said it better, my friend.

[themoonkilledmyagenda]

Thor agrees.

[nederboo]

[venus-star13]

🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

i’m sorry to those who got misgendered today

🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The most ignored warning for a product is probably the Q-tip “do not stick in ear canal”

[satan-is-a-heterophobe]

mcqueen

[itsthemink]

mcqueen

[dapper-robot-archive-deactivate]

mcqueen

[atomic-crusader]

LEARN MORE

[lord-kitschener]

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

[curseworm]

i dont want to live anymore

[eazzy--pink]

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

[androxibot-deactivated20190428]

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

[brookietf]

LMAO

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

S I N

[raedmagdon]

IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.

DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.

[itsmealis]

**CURSED POST**

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

author: so in this world there are immortal fire-breathing dragons

everybody: cool!

author: also half the army is female

everybody: um, isn’t that a bit unrealistic? :/

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

author: there are a dozen+ sentient species including orcs, elves, and entities that should be dead but somehow aren’t

everybody: cool!

author: and a lot of them are poc

everybody: how does that? make sense?

[9d6problems]

author: alright, so people can pretty much rewrite the laws of reality by thinking about it hard enough, so anything is possible

everybody: makes sense

author: also several of the characters are not straight

everybody: what else even is there?

[moved-accounts5542]

ATTENTION! THIS IS IMPORTANT!

PLEASE BE AWARE! DO NOT BUY THIS DEODORANT! IT IS BAD!

This happened to my friend, she had an allergic reaction. It is undiluted and bad for your skin! Please reblog to bring awareness to this so no one else has to deal with it. PLEASE BE CAREFUL!

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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