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obsidian-sphere

“Ballroom Dancing” by John LaGatta on the cover of “The Saturday Evening Post,” April 10, 1937.

#danceposting #ballroom dancing

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Voting ended onJul 10

#awful #im in project hail mary :/#i mean id be a regular person on earth so not TOO bad but id have to wake up and go to work knowing the planet's about to be killed off #oh wait #wait a minute

murkymarco

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

dykecinema

which one is better (no nuance)

Pride and Prejudice (1995)

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

Voting ended onJul 8

#i also love them both in different ways but im going with 1995 #its 6 hours or so long #its more pride and prejudice for me #the movie is good and i like watching it but its not enough i need MORE #i also have a strong preference for the costumes in the 1995 version

Gym crush was gone for a while and came back with a new outfit

I had almost managed to get over it and I was hit by a brick instead

#teach says #the brick being the man's huge tits in case anyone's wondering #that he does NOT cover up

paxamericana

official-kircheis

As per my last clay tablet,

lurking-latinist

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

ariaste

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

thissweetenamor

starboyyearnsforthestars

I don't care if we're mutals, I WILL be scared to talk to you

sunthoon

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

fadedlovemp3

i want what they have.

latterdaysainttemples

Inside the Kirtland Temple of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

The Kirtland temple, dedicated in 1836, was the first temple built in the Latter-day Saint movement. Owned and operated as a historic site by the Community of Christ (formerly the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) until 2024, the site was acquired by the Utah-based Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and is still operated as a public accessible historic site, with free guided tours offered. Learn more about the Kirtland Temple.

#this post's got the morms

snoopylovessoup

captain-price-returns

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

#dont you get tired of getting in and out of something so big #if this is your daily does it not annoy you #says me who has a daily thats like 4 inches from grating asphalt and old enough to have ac and electric windows as the only commodities #planning on lifting her tho!!#still a truck this big HAS to have a negative impact on your knees what are we talking about

diteach

I love my car ok? #mycar

Would buy it a thousand times over

HOWEVER

I do NOT love being scammed

Fuck you old owner

diteach

Rant's over and what's done is done so fuck it we ball I guess

But the promise I have to make to my wonderfully silly car and to myself is to learn how to be a better owner than him. He was even part of the official club of this car and still allowed it to be sold in these conditions.

You never loved her. You didn't care for her. You think keeping her in the garage when it rains is enough to call yourself a good owner.

I'm stepping up and becoming the man you never were. I'm gonna become the car guy you pretend you are.

I'll say it again: I LOVE MY CAR. #MYCAR

Huh. I bet you never even gave her a name. Loser.

#teach says #totally normal reaction to have btw #soooooo #anyway guys anyone wanna come sit on the grass with me until i calm down a little?

I love my car ok? #mycar

Would buy it a thousand times over

HOWEVER

I do NOT love being scammed

Fuck you old owner

#teach says #it was already overpriced #but i said okay hes kept it well and its literally 10 minutes from home #any sane person would have thought hmm too good to be true?#i didnt because i had fucking pink glasses on #the tires blew up within the first 40 minutes i was driving #the converter is ruined #suspensions are giving out and thats an 800 coins job to have done as quickly as possible for my own safety #dashboard lights dont work so im granted knowledge until i go 50 if i go any faster than that then i have to guess #guess OR hold up a torch to the dashboard #just yesterday a piece of rubber fell off from the left window #the latches also need tightening #“well you bought a 23 yo car” says the previous owner #no shit sherlock im not saying im mad there are bits that need attention and replacement #im saying you wouldnt budge on a price that was already too high for the type of car and granted it had been checked by your mechanic #you said everything was fine and it isnt #that unfortunately means my bank account is bleeding out more than i had calculated AND that youre a bitch #it all adds up yknow? quickly ive found out #what really bugs me is that the seller gets immediately defensive #“i did tell you to check the wheels before winter” I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO BUT I NEVER MADE IT TO THE FUCKING SHOP?#“all of my cars are carefully checked just like the one i sold you” no they aint #or if thats true #it means something much worse: not only youre a bitch but youre also a motherfucker so dishonest that you wouldnt have cared if i had died #a blown up tire could have proven fatal you didnt even ask me if i was okay when i told you #what you said instead was “it could have happened with a new tire too”#no the fuck it wouldnt have unless a factory flaw was present #you are a horrible person and i hope all of your cars and motorbikes suck your bank account dry #you deserve it #that time those guys robbed your warehouse? deserved #they should do it again and this time take the cars too

pollsforadults

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

#monarchist #oh hell no #no second date im not gonna subject myself to that

iustuspeccator

What you watch, read, eat, and listen to—mapped to your nearest neighborhood on the map of American Christian traditions. Thirty‑four questi

okay okay one more quiz, this is your American Christian denomination based on your taste in secular things and get ready because I got dead on bullseye Episcopalian LMAO

#quaker!#i have the utmost respect for quakers #this is sick

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