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Black, they/them, over 18

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admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

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Bite everyone who comes within 3 feet of you

Nomnomnom

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Snuggle with the homies

It aint gay if it helps you fall asleep

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Build a whole house yourself. Do the plumbing and electric wiring as well. It will be good i prommy (lying)

Believe you have the skills to be doing this purely because you are a man

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make sure when you're driving your motorcycle, your music is loud enough for the whole block to hear. (Not exaggerating.)

This also goes for other motorised vehicles

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learn how to sing escape from the city from sonic adventure 2. most sonic the hedgehog vocal songs work(especially by crush 40) but escape from the city is probably one of the easier ones

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be confidently incorrect. all the time.

MANSPLAIN MANSPLAIN MANSPLAIN

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DRINK COLOGNE

SMELL GOOD FROM THE INSIDE

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one of my friends is slowly turning into a shorter version of weird al and he passes more when he wears wacky shirts so uh. become weird al i guess!

Love weird al hes so cool. I support this message

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piss in the sink.

Why toilet when sink available

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be one of those gamer bros who make powerscaling videos on youtube

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Insist on "testing the metal" of every coin you encounter by biting it. Every coin. No matter what. Then nod sagely as if you have any idea what the fuck you're testing when you really dont.

(inspired by multiple real life guys i know)

Gross. Do it.

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bring four apples to class. and eat all of them. in class.

(actual thing the guy who sits in front of me in english did one time. i’m in awe)

Eat healthy every now and then

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if you're planning on turning to toxic masculinity, then do it LITERALLY

drink a whole gallon of radioactive plutonium and eat raw uranium with a side of mercury

AND. dont forget to be nice to ladies. they loooove a thermonuclear dude whos also polite and charming

Become toxic!!! (Literally)

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Randomly salute people for no particular reason

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ok this is specifically for my tmascs in England

stop saying "thank you". say "cheers". someone opens a door for you? "cheers, mate." you're at a café and someone brings you your drink? "ah, cheers." trust me, it works wonders

i cannot comment on how effective this is in the US but here in the UK it's incredible

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Manspread. Take up three bus seats. Take up an entire airplane row. Be obnoxious about it.

TAKE. UP. SPACE.