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Candle Mother

look the ideal future is me having a strong girlfriend/wife who can effortlessly swing a sword but i know that future means me staring at her anxiously as she does sick sword stuff and going “babe, is that safe? babe are you sure you should do that? babe please be careful. babe. babe maybe we can just stare admiringly at that sword instead”

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future wife: hey look at me throw this axe with devastating accuracy

me, with my heart rate skyrocketing: that’s so hot, honey, but is that, like, really sharp?

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Lil’ Kim For Vogue Magazine, 1999.

buggirl

Fossilized tracks made my spider feets!

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Haha. I know that specimen!

A fun story about this set of tracks. It was discovered by Dr. Raymond M. Alf on a trip to Arizona in 1968. He had no idea what made them so he started experimenting by dipping animal feet in ink and letting them walk on paper. He one day found a tarantula around the grounds of the Alf Museum (they are still common today, trust me) and decided to test it out. As the tarantula walked across the paper, it made nearly the same kind of track! Dr. Alf repeated the experiment at different inclines and eventually came to the conclusion that the fossil tracks were made by some early arachnid across a sand dune at an incline!

Specimens on display at the Hall of Life at the Raymond M. Alf Museum of Paleontology in Claremont, California.

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look at the little scales on my glittery weevil son! they’re called “photonic crystals” and are each only a nanometer in size

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Underwater Gator by BryanBaugh

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ulibeanzz

when the months keep passing by even though you’re not in the head space to emotionally process them and you realize it is impossible to escape the passage of time