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[hollowtones]

It's pride month... time to slay the dragons dick

[hollowtones]

"this post is about monster sex" "this post is about bottom surgery" "this post is about a fictional character" This is a post about my favourite Macklemore tweet.

[void-ramen-bog]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gnawgag]

up the wolves - the mountain goats

[lightningbuster]

Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

[srsfunny]

[tothechaos]

now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

[fuchsianreactor]

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

[nerdjpg]

Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

[lowpolycas]

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

[knightsickness]

‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

[o-oluuu]

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

[sab3rtooth]

[thyrell]

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

[heywriters]

btw the majority of your life will be lived as a adult. yeah i don't make the rules. go have fun in your 40s or 70s or whatever. no one expects you to accomplish everything at 17 or 27. you've got time and in the meantime get some life experience, it will pay off

[thememedaddy]

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[consecuences]

[empress-of-dark2005]