Understanding can overcome any situation.

You can call me Silver. My gender is officially female if you look at my birth certificate but I personally feel no connection to either gender, most call me she and others call me he, what you choose is up to you. My age is not important but just know i am old enough.

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[nineprotons]

Could use this to help with Mini-p’s nursery school, the need to get our winter tires put on rims (which would save us tire-changing money in the long run), maybe someday help me visit my family in the US again, lol… :) Between winter tires at the start of the year, needing to have the garage door fixed, needing a new dryer, then losing the nice subsidized nursery school program, etc…2018 has been a bit spendier than normal. D'oh.

[breelandwalker]

I can always use a boost. Hopefully from book orders!

[otvlanga]

I mean… The tarot has rarely disappointed me in the past

[iamzeon]

Black Butler: Book of the Atlantic [Animedia 2017 May]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pissvortex]

[kangals]

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

[dramarising-replacement]

Warning about MAPs/pedos

Because FR tries a little to be kid friendly, I feel this is relevant.

After realizing MAP was a failure of a name for being too obvious, those in pedoland have attempted to coin a new term: P.E.A.R. (it stands for “pro-expression, anti-repression”).  At least some have also taken to using the pear emoji to identify each other.

So stay safe, and be aware of pears I guess.

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

the saddest people………shit the loudest

[super-metroid]

the loneliest people……… cum the hardest

[primrosetta]

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

[primrosetta]

me: ??????

me:

[se-meme-drakant-deactivated2025]

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

[primrosetta]

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

[primrosetta]

[drferox]

Anyone who believes “Animals tell no lies,” has not lived with a cat who wants to convince you that he hasn’t already eaten dinner.

[drferox]

I can’t believe this is my most popular post.

The cat is still lying, btw

[nqthqn-blog]

ordering pizza

[so-super-fucking-fit-blog]

this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”

he got a $20 tip

[looking-for-amber-deactivated20]

Hey as a manager at a pizza shop, this makes us all uncomfortable. Wether it be a boy or girl driver I HAVE to tell them to be vigilant. Don’t go into the house. Don’t speak more than necessary. Don’t give them your name. Leave if you feel unsafe, I don’t care if they don’t get their food. Call me when you’re coming back so I know you’re okay.

The company (before I worked there of course) had a girl kidnapped because of this! Because the manager at the time didn’t think to send another employee seeing as it was close to midnight! Thankfully they got her back within a day. I don’t care if you’re just trying to be funny. This is predatory and very scary.

Side note that’s related: DON’T HIT ON YOUR DRIVERS! Unless the show signs of wanting to get to know you or something, don’t make them uncomfortable. I had to put a guy on the DON’T DELIVER list because he kept calling for my 17yo female employee, only wanted her, no one else. I refused to send her and then he started coming in and wanted to talk to her. She was terrified, rightfully so. She also told me about a month after she quit, she swore she saw him walking around her neighborhood. She had to put a restraining order against the fucker.

LEAVE THE DRIVERS ALONE YOU CREEPS.

[bixbythemartian]

yeah uh speaking as a driver this always makes me really uncomfortable to see. If someone says ‘write a joke on the box’ I’m pretty happy to write a pun or something, but this kind of thing makes me really uncomfortable, and I used to end up delivering them a lot because it made the younger male drivers uncomfortable to see this kind of thing. Now I work mostly with industry veterans instead of being the SOLE industry veteran, but the newer driver doesn’t know how to handle this stuff yet and often shunts it in our direction because of how weird and creepy it comes off. 

if you want to do fun interaction through notes something like ‘have the driver tell us their favorite knock knock joke’ or something. Generally we’re HAPPY to do that interaction. We had one guy, who is a regular now, regularly ask for the driver to tell their favorite scary movie until he got through the full rota of all of us. It turns out he makes horror movies and he’s another one of our ‘halloween is every day’ type of customers, very beloved by us. We’ve made pizza before the store opens for a family celebration he did, like, you can endear yourselves to us EASILY I promise you. 

I’m happy to tell you my favorite movie, my favorite animated movie, my second favorite joke (my favorite takes too long to tell), my favorite TTRPG, my favorite video game. Like, that’s all fun stuff! We cater to a game store and sometimes I stop and talk Critical Role with them (among other things) because SHOCKINGLY a store that specializes in board games and ttrpgs has some critters on staff. Like, we like to have positive interactions! 

Just don’t be creepy about it. And you may not intend them to, but those kinds of messages come off as creepy af. Don’t be ‘the house with the creepy person’. Nobody wants to deliver to that house. 

[divinesilvereyes]

lmao

fucking miss me with your bandwagoning bs

[dead-0n-main-deactivated2021101]

I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

[w0wls]

Share to make butch hartman mad he accidentally keeps making characters trans

[fischyplier]

Bob’s Autotuned Sneeze

[etheringtonbrothers]

I’m reprinting BOTH my 200 PAGE drawing tutorials BOOKS, which will ONLY be available in the HIGHER tiers of Robin’s WRITING book KICKSTARTER coming this OCTOBER! The ONLY WAY to get them is join the SECRET LAUNCH CLUB MAILING LIST, by sending “Add me, Lorenzo!” to [email protected] - if you’ve joined our mailing lists before, you’re already on it! Lorenzo!

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[noesa]

*makes a snow duck* *makes a snow duck* *makes a snow duck* *makes a sn

[fuck-customers]

Stop leaving your DND on the door and then coming down at like 6 o' clock at night to complain that housekeeping didn't clean your room! If you want service either leave the DND down or tell someone WHEN you want it! Housekeeping is not available 24 hours a freaking day and while they and we at front desk want to do as much as possible to ensure your stay is comfortable you gotta meet us halfway and be somewhat reasonable!!! It's not rocket science!!!

I have had to read this far.. far.. FAR.. too many times to realize it doesn’t mean Dungeons & Dragons.

-Rodney

[toastbutteregg]