:o)

hi for the love of god hello

[chumbie]

[ka-waltz]

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

[dogpuppy]

[knightsickness]

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

[dogpuppy]

[cosmonautroger]

Proboscis Monkey

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[pjackk]

Been years since i finished a cherry pepsi

[kristina100000]

waking up and saying Today, The World Will Not Fuck Me .

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[javascript-official]

Just found out about this list and I am obessed with analysing which videogames the buddah would not play, and consequently, which ones he could play.

Tetris (Not buddihst), has 10 columns, here rows may be interpreted as any series of segments regardless of orientations, breaks rule 1.

Doom (buddihst), follows all the rules

Super monkey ball (NOT BUDDIHST), ball game, breaks rule 7.

Stardew Valley (Not buddihst), playing with a toy plough (rule 9.)i.e simulation of farming

Most mario games (Buddihst)

GTA 5 (Not buddihst) Playing with toy cart's Rule 12.

Overall we can conclude that if the buddah was alive today he would rip and tear demons until there is nothing left and jerk off to goombas from super mario brothers. Thank you for comming to my ted talk

[loafpile]

Oh, Ancient orangutan of Sumatra.. teach me ur ways of love....

[nerdreamer]

[dogpuppy]

[4-murasame]

a collection of some of my favourite postjackks... undeniably he did not deserve to live but i loved him anyway

[fallout-lou-begas]

[treecitysessions]

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.