[theunknowndimensions]

Today in art class our teacher was absent and our substitute was one of the animators for Courage the Cowardly Dog.

[milkshakemartin]

I would have literally cried.

[dingotango]

three word horror story: The beep test

[spacehomos]

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

[danidarque]

what the fuck is the beep test

[edge-effects]

someone please educate the innocent

[leispiachh]

You run until you die

[breathitallout]

Well you’re not wrong

[agrownwomansromance-deactivated]

please don’t use oreos as mascara elf has mascara for $1

[tsigilili-deactivated20201109]

wet n wild also has mascara for about $1

[goldcrescent]

In case you didn’t know, don’t use oreos as mascara specifically because bacteria will literally eat important bits of your eyes, do not /ever/ leave sugar/food on your eye area

[holliestuff]

when the FUCK did people start using Oreos as mascara

[glassbottledemon-deactivated201]

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

[glassbottledemon-deactivated201]

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

[infinityrant]

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

[glassbottledemon-deactivated201]

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

[berrystumpytail]

[dominateeye]

IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

[diyrogue]

long hair problem

me: I'm thinking of getting a haircut

everyone within a 10-mile radius: no you motherfucking will not.

[isquirtmilkfrommyeye]

It only lasted about 20 minutes before somebody found it and asked an employee about it.

[draggedqueens-deactivated201504]

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did but this is kinda funny

[pookie-bear17]

childhood. 

[lisadelreyy-blog]

yup. yup yup.I had that pastel crayon box and i remember my parents bought me the robo dog for christmas and i was the happiest little girl in the world.

[ulibeanzz]

you can now purchase a destroy capitalism banksy print from walmart 

[washingtonexaminer-blog]

$80 Billion

That’s the expected cost to taxpayers over 10 years from Obama’s proposed free tuition plan, the White House admitted Friday.

[journolist]

Or to put it another way: The cost of the Iraq War could have paid for 750 years of free tuition to community college. 

[deodomuique-deactivated20171004]

Warrior : Ancient Indian Martial Arts

[everybodyontheinternet]

On February 26, the FCC is going to decide if the internet should stay free and fair, or if it should be handed over to the cable companies.

You don’t want them to pick the cable companies.

Join everybody on the internet to help the FCC do the right thing.

[666grl]

u’ve reached a certain level of importance in my life when i look @ ur horoscope when I see astrology posts

[cheerwhiner]

One of the Superbowl ads airing tonight, starring Steve Buscemi as Jan.

[avianawareness]

put down you bread, time to tunr you fluffs to buffs

[weloveshortvideos]

"Two” shots of vodka

[meyrlstreep]

[ccrowsiie]

Crayola lipstick? No problem, Crayola crayons are non-toxic and most lipsticks contain lead anyway. 

Kool-aid hair dye and blush? Cool, it’s been done for decades. 

Mayo and olive oil hair conditioner? Kinda smelly, but just fine. 

Oreo mascara? NO. Bacteria love sugar and your eyeballs are lined with very vulnerable mucous membranes. Your eyesight is more precious than an impractical DIY cosmetic.