Dizzy's Evil Lair

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[dizzy-canary]

I'm super excited to say that Part 1 of my Hunger Games fic is up! It's a telling of Annie Cresta's games from her perspective, with a healthy dose of Odesta for fun and whimsy.

Happy reading! <3

[dizzy-canary]

Showing ATLA to my kid brothers (let's call them Woozy and Spinny). We're 8 episodes in and so far the consensuses are:

Aang: Realistic portrayal of a 12-year-old, trying to rizz up every girl he comes across - Woozy. Spinny has not shared an outright opinion but he likes to mention Aang's shenanigans and generally pays attention when he's on screen so I think that's an Aang win.

Katara: *quiet shrug and refusal to comment from Woozy* "she's fine :)" from Spinny. As a Katara girlie I am a little devastated but hopeful that she will grow in their hearts. Upon rewatch I discovered a moment where Katara clings to Sokka's boomerang like a teddy bear and almost cried

Sokka: pretty cool (Sokka does garner most of the laughs from both)

Zuko: "he seems like a chill dude :)" - Woozy. Spinny thinks he is kind of rude, but really liked when Sokka clocked him with a boomerang early on

Iroh: the favorite from both of them

Commander Zhao: Spinny proclaims him "even more rude than Zuko". I refer to him as "Commander Chud," so Woozy is now insisting he is, in fact, Commander Chad

Spinny is also a big Momo fan, he likes that Momo looks "like both a monkey and a bat"

From all we've seen of Ozai (exactly one vision), Spinny has decided that he looks "pretty intimidating"

Spinny has begun to successfully predict when pacifism will win, at one point Roku's dragon showed up and Spinny was like "I bet he's friendly :)" and I'm very proud of him

Woozy started the show saying "it's okay it's mid" and now every time we finish an episode he begs to watch another

[dizzy-canary]

Update: Spinny has declared that we should all call Iroh "the gigachad"

[dizzy-canary]

Showing ATLA to my kid brothers (let's call them Woozy and Spinny). We're 8 episodes in and so far the consensuses are:

Aang: Realistic portrayal of a 12-year-old, trying to rizz up every girl he comes across - Woozy. Spinny has not shared an outright opinion but he likes to mention Aang's shenanigans and generally pays attention when he's on screen so I think that's an Aang win.

Katara: *quiet shrug and refusal to comment from Woozy* "she's fine :)" from Spinny. As a Katara girlie I am a little devastated but hopeful that she will grow in their hearts. Upon rewatch I discovered a moment where Katara clings to Sokka's boomerang like a teddy bear and almost cried

Sokka: pretty cool (Sokka does garner most of the laughs from both)

Zuko: "he seems like a chill dude :)" - Woozy. Spinny thinks he is kind of rude, but really liked when Sokka clocked him with a boomerang early on

Iroh: the favorite from both of them

Commander Zhao: Spinny proclaims him "even more rude than Zuko". I refer to him as "Commander Chud," so Woozy is now insisting he is, in fact, Commander Chad

Spinny is also a big Momo fan, he likes that Momo looks "like both a monkey and a bat"

From all we've seen of Ozai (exactly one vision), Spinny has decided that he looks "pretty intimidating"

Spinny has begun to successfully predict when pacifism will win, at one point Roku's dragon showed up and Spinny was like "I bet he's friendly :)" and I'm very proud of him

Woozy started the show saying "it's okay it's mid" and now every time we finish an episode he begs to watch another

[psalms-and-spells]

I don’t know where Evangelicals are getting the “We are so unworthy of Gods love. It’s so hard to love us” narrative but hear me when I say:

Whether you are Christian, Atheist, Pagan, or something else entirely. Whether you read the Bible every night or you curse out God every night. Whether you think you are a good person or not.

God finds it easy to love you. It is never a challenge. He didn’t create you because it’s a chore but because he wanted your soul to leave its lasting mark on the world. A God doesn’t find it difficult to love you because he MADE you easy to love. You are beautifully and wonderfully made.

THAT is scripture. THAT is a God of unending love.

[projectorthus]

Grace sends this off as a "fuck you" to Stratt and unintentionally eases 40+ years of horrific guilt.

(40+ factoring in the Hail Mary mission, then the time it would take to get back to Erid and the time it would take for the message to get to Earth. Probably closer to 50+ actually).

(I do think Stratt felt bad. She did a lot of terrible things to save the planet, and obviously felt guilt for sending Grace off. I imagine the time waiting to hear back from the Hail Mary was torture for everyone, but she essentially sent three people off to their deaths, one unwillingly. Hearing that Grace made it out alive would be a huge weight off her shoulders.)

[roukabi]

Obsessed with how eva and reeve portrayed eurydice and orpheus in the proshot. Eurydice's very obviously fragile wall of snark falling apart when she encounters the living embodiment of faith in oneself and the world... and she has nooooo idea how to handle that, and it's so scary and it doesn't make sense but she still wants soooooooo badly for someone to allow her to be gentle it eats her up inside!! And when it's all taken away from her it's even worse cause you understand right? She doesn't! wanna go back! to the lonely life!! The earth-shattering delivery of "Orpheus! I'm hungry..." ohh head in hands. it's also quite beautiful how orpheus doesn't doubt himself at all (in act 1) while never coming off as arrogant. Idk i think a lot of orpheus portrayals fall into making orpheus too saccharine and dopey and puppy-dog like which can be cute but the conviction, the (almost) unshakeable determination, that orpheus had in the proshot is just so gooooooood. You can see it in his eyes and the way he looks upon his makeshift flowers. He doesn't just think things can get better, he knows they can. He has a gift to give and god damn it, he is gonna give. And then you smash that big heart of his to pieces in act 2 🥰 And the way orpheus is so so achingly gentle with eurydice... when their hands come together ouuu.... he just barely lays one finger in her palm, and then eurydice mimicks that movement with herself when in distress (during little songbird? Somewhere in Act 2? I forgor). They hold each other so tightly... sobs forever. My pookies......

[nikholascr0w]

Men fear me. Women want me for my encyclopedic knowledge of seemingly unconnected and impractical niche topics, and fish, fish, have complex feelings about me.

[dizzy-canary]

What about mermaids

[nikholascr0w]

Sirens would lure me to my death with songs of garlic bread

Traditional mermaids I think would also love me because I would draw them a lot

[dizzy-canary]

Oh heck yeah

[nikholascr0w]

Men fear me. Women want me for my encyclopedic knowledge of seemingly unconnected and impractical niche topics, and fish, fish, have complex feelings about me.

[dizzy-canary]

What about mermaids

[dizzy-canary]

Have we stopped to consider that maybe, just maybe, the gumdrop in sotr was not poisoned. Have we considered that maybe District Twelve did not have access to real spices and settled for artificial flavoring in their gumdrops and perhaps Lenore Dove was just severely allergic to cinnamon.

[gothredy]

[thepineapplegal86]

dont do that

[dizzy-canary]

But consider!!!!! Aesthetic???

[depsidase]

[dizzy-canary]

But will it affect the trout population

[dizzy-canary]

I cannot state enough how amused I am to have accidentally created a character who did her in-universe equivalent of learning English by listening to a bunch of Chappel Roan songs in her friend's car

[questions-about-blorbos]

Would you let your Blorbo represent you in court?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 16

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[dizzy-canary]

RIP Season 2 Entrapta, you would have loved jamming out to The Sign by Ace of Bass

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

my dad said I shouldn't use the English language as i please well wait until he sees how crazy style epic mode I've been englishing as i interweb

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

there are two notes on this post (excluding the third im adding now) and youre both of them so thats actually incorrect

[ebonyheartnet]

[martinkhall]

100,000 by July.

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

you've failed. i win another round, tumblr.

[worlds-of-garnet-ink]

by the END of July :)

[tooth-fairy-yooko]

you are giving me another chance to win. this post isnt going to get 100k notes man

[dizzy-canary]

Bold words for someone who is an entire 1% of the way to 100k notes

[dizzy-canary]

Recently discovered the glories of anon asks and now I cannot be stoped. I am bestowing all my inner most thoughts on my unsuspecting mutuals <3

Have you ever considered what’d it be like to be a potted plant? Born in a ceramic cage and forced to watch others of your kind run wild and free through a glassy wall that separates your world from theirs but knowing you can’t stay away from it because you need the light it gives to survive?

This feels like a concept for a character and I love you for that, whoever you are

[dizzy-canary]

Have you ever considered that you are your teddy bear’s teddy bear?