Dizzy's Evil Lair

Hello! This is my main blog. I like fantasy, tea, cryptids, and storytelling. Thanks for stopping by!

[dizzy-canary]

I'm super excited to say that Part 1 of my Hunger Games fic is up! It's a telling of Annie Cresta's games from her perspective, with a healthy dose of Odesta for fun and whimsy.

Happy reading! <3

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Grace: I gotta turn around and save Rocky!

Grace: *remembers how that went for Orpheus and Eurydice*

Grace:

[dizzy-canary]

Ok now there's Orpheus and Eurydice involved, I gotta read this book now

[dizzy-canary]

(In an alternate universe where craft stores function the same way that clownfish do)

Michael's: yeah so after Joanne's died, someone had to fill the ecological niche. So it's actually Michelle's now.

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Gen Alpha is doomed I just rickrolled 12 of them and they stared at me in silence before one kid asked “what’s this song?” I fell to my knees; that hurt me physically.

[dizzy-canary]

Wait tell them Rick Astley does 6-7 in it, surely that would work!!!

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

I need you to know three things:

1.) I am extremely susceptible to peer-pressure

2.) I did actually do this.

3.) Very disappointed to report that in worked, they asked to play the song again. Didn’t even do 6-7, they just only respected it after believing Rick Astley invented 6-7. Sad, sad.

[dizzy-canary]

How very tragic, what is the world coming to? What has become of the youths?

[dizzy-canary]

I need to stop shaking my characters in a pringles can but I am simply having a delightful time

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Gen Alpha is doomed I just rickrolled 12 of them and they stared at me in silence before one kid asked “what’s this song?” I fell to my knees; that hurt me physically.

[dizzy-canary]

Wait tell them Rick Astley does 6-7 in it, surely that would work!!!

[dizzy-canary]

We need an American Girl Doll who threw the first brick at Stonewall

[dizzy-canary]

As a Christian, my favorite Random Hill That Some Sects of Christianity Will Die On has got to be the idea that if the rapture happens, the media will try to write it off as aliens

[dizzy-canary]

Working in retail is crazy because I'm talking in my Bright Customer Service Voice and smiling like my life depends on it all while internally the hate monologue from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream is blaring on a loop the entire time

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

I work with kids sometimes and the other day while in the middle of a 9-5 I was filling out a paper and my coworker came up to ask me where something was and because my brain was fried from explaining things to 5 year olds for five hours straight I went into the voice you use for kids and said “can you hooooold on for me juuuust a second pretty please! I’m just gonna finish ooone little itty bitty paper and then I’ll be riiiight with ya! Just one paper, can you give me two big minutes? Then I’ll be riiight over to help! :)” and there was a long silence before I said “…I’m so sorry” and he went “no I get it me too.”

[dizzy-canary]

Wait that is amazing and as someone who has worked with kids in the past, so so relateable

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

[teathattast]

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

[tanrak]

[homunculus-argument]

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

[homunculus-argument]

Attempt 1 of trying to make homemade sherbert:

Evidently it does need some sort of an additional third ingredient that would prevent it from freezing solid but maintain a creamy consistency instead. Simply mashing frozen slices of pear with a mortar, pestle, and the chinless rage of a neanderthal, sprinkling a little honey on top of the half-thawed pear mush befote popping it back into the freezer for a few minutes will not make fruit sherbert. I was not expecting it to, but I had to make sure before I try anything more complicated.

[homunculus-argument]

Correction: sorbet, not sherbert. I don't know why there's two different things that are almost the same with names that are almost the same, but what I failed to create was sorbet. It didn't turn out sherbert either, to be fair.

[dizzy-canary]

What did it turn out as?

[dizzy-canary]

The world becomes a more beautiful place when you start mixing liquids with various flavor syrups

[rat-detector]

[dizzy-canary]

[dizzy-canary]

Working in retail is crazy because I'm talking in my Bright Customer Service Voice and smiling like my life depends on it all while internally the hate monologue from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream is blaring on a loop the entire time

[throwupgirl]

drinking wikipedialyte until i have the sum of all human knowledge