Furry Trash and Things

HMU if you want to play or chat! :3

[infiniteedge]

Instructions for building IKEA furniture, but it’s written like a tumblr post

[infiniteedge]

ok tumblr, LISTEN UP

this little frickfracker right here is a BJÖRKSNÄS

[arcenergy]

[teathattast]

windy

[imaloser90skid]

Those horses were gettin’ the fuck outta there.

[pasta-is-magnificent]

The horses turned off the storm-brakes for the turbine and booked it

[gnusnoteunuchs]

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

[gnusnoteunuchs]

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

[gnusnoteunuchs]

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve. 

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

[thenerdyindividual]

[porterr-robinson]

[culturecafe-moved]

[tlatotem]

Mythbusters ended too soon. I feel like The Cask Of Amontillado is exactly the myth they would have tested.

Like, figuring out how long it takes the mortar to dry. Finding the maximum amount of time before knocking down a recently built brick wall. Establishing the best place on a recently bricked wall to topple it and escape.

And then, doing all of that while drunk.

Mythbusters, you left us too soon.

[rabbit-exe]

actually, they made that episode – I have a copy of it in my basement, wanna see?

[tlatotem]

Would I?!

[ginger-ale-official]

why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink

[goolfriend-moving]

[deafgaming]

I feel attacked

[pr1nceshawn]

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[katribou]

the ui for this one spirit battle was just So Much… fox won’t hesitate, bitch

[birds-pigs-and-animatronics]

Leading cause of death in Odyssey: Taking a selfie with a boss.

[wonderweird]

Its their wedding photo

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

RIP to Mario’s Marussy.

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

MARUSSY?!

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[terramythos]

This is so fucking funny they just used a picture of a dog?? It’s just a dog

[hodlmyvodka]

Translate this meme for me, please.

[fakename-bill]

Beep beep, you uber has arived. What the fuck, Oleg?

[lustik]

Sculptures by Phil Young.

[weapons-grade-spork]

*whispers softly but with feeling* what the fuck

[gibsterlife]

Squishy wood

[meaninglez]

So…anyone else kinda turned on for some reason?

[knightofheart]

So you’ve heard of

But what about

[theshitneyspears]

welcome to my yeet and greet

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

#i say hello then i throw you across the room

[definitely-notsofriendly-deacti]