[pisshandkerchief]

do NOT. try to tell me that fever is the only good panic! album. pretty. odd attack

[explicitlyrics]

❨･¨⬮

esnupi

[oaklandseals]

you can try and remove the hockey part all you want, that ilya and shane's relationship exists despite the hockey and hockey is just what pays the bills. but i need you to understand that hockey players are weird little freaks and even among straight players, there is a constant homoerotic thrum of how much they love and respect other players. and this isn't to say that every player is secretly gay, but they are certainly gay for Good Hockey. (just look at how any active player talks about sidney crosby, you would think they are all deeply in love with him.. and a lot of them probably are, without realizing it.. except nate mac who is just on something else. but they all deeply relish either playing with him or playing against him and definitely being able to provoke him into a fight). like most of these guys are either just dumb or Hockey Autistic and because hockey is the hardest sport to truly master and it shapes almost the entirety of their lives and identity, it makes sense that that who they're inspired, influenced, and challenged by is Good Hockey. and you also wouldn't have good rivalries without good competition; rarely is it ever actually personal off the ice. if ilya didn't respect shane's play so much, he would not have entertained him for a second after world juniors because beating him to first overall at the draft was so narrow and not guaranteed. if shane wasn't mesmerized by what a player ilya was, he would not have even bothered to introduce himself or be so easily provoked by him or be so desperate to beat him. how well they play is absolutely tied to their attraction to one another. the games are the foreplay, being able to see a guy you're sexually and romantically attached to do the thing you also do as well, if not better than you, is just one of those niche little weird things about this insular world that only they kinda only understand about each other. and i know for a fact they've traded orgasms for goals and get turned on by each other's post-game funk like i just know it and licked each other's thigh bruises from blocked shots

[swarnpert]

using the NATO alphabet to spell out a word over the phone but i'm shaking my head the entire time to let everyone know i don't support the military

[xialing-gf]

everybody finding out that seth meyers gets a lil limp wristed with it via the connor storrie interview is killing me yeah how else would you explain this

[dogmotifv2]

eating an apple outside really is the closest you can get to smoking without smoking. some would think thats vaping but vaping is closer to eating a comically large lollipop in public

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

[oh-good]

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

[prjctdiva]

glad to see people enjoying the gay sex hockey show but get you facts rights HBO has nothing to do with this it's a beautiful Crave original funded by the Canadian gov and paid for with my taxes 🫵

[jayrrow]

GET IN LOSERS WE’RE GOING ON A 15+ SMALL FANDOM ROADTRIP!!!!!

https://discord.gg/WmhbMjgxTm (i promise the server is cooler than my photo editing skills)

[jayrrow]

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[paper-stars-still-glow]

im gonna be real with you hotboyproblems it scares me somuch

[bewitchedlassie]

jud duplenticy is my favorite gay I mean gay I mean gay I mean gay I mean guy

[meanest-big-lassie-out-city]

i’ve been trying to write a post about my experience with wake up dead man as an ex-hardcore catholic who was raised in the church for like an hour now, but i just keep sobbing to myself over the scene where one character asks another to pray for her & he sits for hours consoling her… not “god’s here”, but “i’m here”.

it’s so embarrassing but i’m literally tearing up just writing this… that’s really what it’s all about... that’s really what it’s all about…!!!!!!!!!

[indelen]

The way the music and sound all completely disappear in that scene and it's just one person pouring out her grief to another and it's the most horrible relatable thing in the world the thing we all fear the mundane horror of losing someone you love that way, slowly, terribly, and feeling guilty and alone it was so moving, it's the absolute solid center of a wacky plot I love it so much

[bruisedboys]

need you guys to get on wake up dead man immediately bc omg I need that pathetic loser priest man so bad. the streets will soon be flooded with fics and edits but right now it’s a ghost town and I feel like I’m being deprived!!!!

[coraliewhodraw]

That's his children actually, he bought them chocolates