Year-End Gifts For Dead End Friends

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

[etchif]

Love this image. pfört

[3000s]

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[behold-ninja-powah-245]

Opinions on Beatmania IIDX 14?

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[brbgensokyo]

[sunb1eeder]

op has me blocked but this is so fucking real

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[behold-ninja-powah-245]

Opinions on Beatmania IIDX 15?

[meadowpup-deactivated20131103]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room and discovering that the baby crawled out of his baby crib and onto that pottery wheel that you forgot to turn off

and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern

it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[probuccalfat]

50 cent is agressively sexist and homophobic, why was your mom using him as an example of a good man???

let’s all cancel my 56 year old mother

[aflo]

cosmo wanda I wish for every eletronic device in america to play "ragebaiting my fat dog pt 20" at max volume

[tmbgareok]

[quentintortellini]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[cipheramnesia]

I sure hope so, I need to get to 3rd and Broadway in fifteen minutes, step on it.

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work