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Today starts my 6 out of 7 days of work. Not ready for this. Imma be extremely exhausted.

jasonmantzoukas

parks and rec but it's just the memes (pt. 4)

pnw-momlife

Mondays are the worst

glumshoe

Adult: “Okay, go use the bathroom and go pee before we hike!”

Child, extremely loudly and clearly: “Mom, I don’t need to pee. I need to defecate.”

glumshoe

hi I’m sorry but what the fuck

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My parents didn’t want us to say “fart” either and made up the word “lollipoo” and my older sibling thought it was a real word until college

glumshoe

this is the worst thing I’ve ever heard

glumshoe

#there was this one mother #who didnt want to use the word no around her child #because its too negative or something #so instead she said octopus #whenever she meant no

dkunk11

So when I first started dating my now wife, we were having Christmas Eve dinner. I somehow said “fart” and her grandmother gasped at me very loudly and said “WE DO NOT SAY THE F WORD IN THIS HOUSE” I looked at my wife very confused and worried I said fuck. She then informed me we aren’t allowed to say fart.

I finally decided to straight out fight rylee with bed time and not being in there while she falls asleep. We’ve been up for nearly 3 hours. She’s not in bed (in her room) but also not really crying. It’s going to be a long 12 hours shift tomorrow.

dkunk11

Ive been up since 4 with rylee. Left for work at 7. Worked till 8. Got home at 8:30. It is now 10:10 and I’m still trying to get Ryle to sleep. I haven’t ate dinner or had a drink since before I left work.

dkunk11

Finally got her to sleep at 10:50. Glad I made egg salad yesterday. Going to eat that and drink a beer or two and pray that Rylee stays asleep.

dkunk11

Well we got till 2:30. She was asleep again I tried to get out and she started to cry again.

dkunk11

Ive been up since 4 with rylee. Left for work at 7. Worked till 8. Got home at 8:30. It is now 10:10 and I’m still trying to get Ryle to sleep. I haven’t ate dinner or had a drink since before I left work.

dkunk11

Finally got her to sleep at 10:50. Glad I made egg salad yesterday. Going to eat that and drink a beer or two and pray that Rylee stays asleep.

Ive been up since 4 with rylee. Left for work at 7. Worked till 8. Got home at 8:30. It is now 10:10 and I’m still trying to get Ryle to sleep. I haven’t ate dinner or had a drink since before I left work.

If Rylee doesn’t start sleeping through the night again soon, I might shoot myself.

I am very happy to finally some justice being served. But I still won’t hold my breath for anything else to really happen since this country is still very broken.