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they/any • 22 • i post random stuff and don’t always use tags • started june 28 2020

[meowstyle]

just because i like something doesnt mean its good

[theyfabfuta]

[queer-as-city-folk]

JFK blown away, what else do I have to say?

[queer-as-city-folk]

A lot actually, such as Who was Blowing him???

[queer-as-city-folk]

GUN HEAD???

[queer-as-city-folk]

IN HIS GRASSY HOLE???

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t like raw apples but I like them cooked so I’ve experimented a bit. I learned that in medieval Europe people used to put apples in like pottage and soup and whatnot so I tried putting them in soup and they’re pretty good. They make the soup slightly sweet. I basically chop them up in little pieces and sweat them like an onion. Pretty good in chicken soup.

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[skopostheorie]

I like when this is about a stop you are currently at and are observing with your own two eyeballs. Was it the ghost tram. The invisible tram

[skopostheorie]

Okay so it turns out I was at the wrong stop

[penismage]

how are people STILL falling for these obvious dropshipping ads in 2026

[penismage]

if the post:

talks about a friend or family member buying a “cute” or “cool” or whatever product for them

shows multiple well-lit, well-framed photos of a product

sounds like it was written by an alien (why are they laughing so hard at something that clearly isn’t funny?)

has an uncredited “twitter”-esque screenshot and tumblr text that seem to be written by the same person (which they probably were)

is from a blog that completely lacks personality and is only devoted to similar or “aesthetic” posts

is entirely devoted to posting a link to a product that yOu JuSt CaN’t ReSiSt GeTtInG rIgHt NoW!!1!

uses colored text and caps lock to draw attention to a link to purchase a product

that’s an advertisement for a dropshipper and you’re doing free advertisement for them by reblogging it

[uss-edsall]

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

[cipheramnesia]

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

[stirfriedweasel]

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

[cipheramnesia]

Me, getting a drink of water at night.

[bones-arent-real]

It is genuinely so infuriating that Wikipedia's official policy is to misgender anyone who uses neopronouns

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules

[redstonedust]

well you know what they say. whoever snelt it snelt it.

[tonguethulhu]

skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

[cnwarforged]

Saw this in the comments lol

[homoidiotic]

Thats a new one

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[allegedly-human]

nonsense words such as "blorbo" and "skibidi" are outliers and a minuscule minority and thus do not invalidate that statement

[crabussy]

going up to a gay couple and asking "so which one of you is the big pointy chinned yaoi and which one of you is the little blue eyed yaoi"

[guillo-tina]

It is up for you to decide when you draw them I thonk

[crabussy]

going up to a gay couple and showing them the drawing I did of them as the big pointy chinned yaoi and the little blue eyed yaoi, setting their respective roles in stone for the rest of their lives