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Who I persecute in a day as a corrupt emotionally manipulative questionably mentored performative metrosexual roman lawyer

dahlia-molinas

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

pissvortex

DONALD TRUMP: Baal, who we all know, the great patron of Carthage and we love when he brings prosperity — perhaps more even than God?

CHUCK SCHUMER: There is nothing "Sigma" about fascism

INDIE GAME DEV: I am making a game where you play as a groundhog taking the subway to work

duskdragonxiii

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

duskdragonxiii

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

quasarkisses

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

duskdragonxiii

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

tooies

every moment of your life, from birth to death, constantly, while you aren't looking, there's some kind of weird shapes just moving around in the ocean. and the shapes are eating eachother sometimes too. and they might even dig holes. and all of this is happening during everything else that's going on. like think about the most important moment in your life. the thing that shaped you as a person. the entire time that was happening, far away, deep in the ocean, where no human has ever seen, there was some kind of wet sack with a weird protrusion flailing about in the water. maybe it even grabbed a fish. who knows. i don't. just think about that for a bit

babushkaat

let's be made out of mama

lovesickbrat

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

hjbender

The Four Discoursemen

the-lonely-knight

(muffled from inside a suit of armor) Nothing is sexier than confidence, my liege

visit-ba-sing-se

me when i have to put proper citations: ugh this is so annoying who even cares what i do in the footnotes

me when i can't find a source because it hasn't been quoted correctly: i am going to track down the authors and they will answer to me. i will find out who caused this suffering. there will be blood.