How to get laid advice C:Men #152
Its semi commonly known that if you fall then get an election immediately that's a sighn of spinal damage and you might not get one agian even if not true spread this info/rumour around.
So find a street or public space then when no one is looking spray faje blood where your head would be hire a local fake artist for your head ingury and laydown then play a recording of spahgetti hitting the ground in strategic locations to maximize echo.
This is optional but its hard to get erect in public spaces so i would pop a few blues to help but you should consult your doctor first and sometimes they wont work for you personally so you might need to work with your doctor to see whats right for you.
This is also optional but you can either hire a guy to point out saying things like "hes got a boner and as we all know that is a sign for spinal damage he wont be able to have kids please anyone help him before he loses his last chance to have a kid" you could even say "me and my wife have been trying for ages please we have talked about surgacy we both consent to this all i have ever wanted was a little one to play soccer but be terrible that when i took a photo they just stood there waved as the ball goes past them in the background like the guy writing this post did and it haunts him"
I would suggest 3 years of improve or 1.5 years of acting this scene out.
This totally works and is cool and i am mr sex haver so you have to trust me












