Dee's Nuts

The life and times of a New Yorker living in the deep south

[dmdoss]

#fcdallas #soccersaturdays

[dmdoss]

It's not a date with Rhi without a pink margarita.

[tactical-facepalm]

http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

[stuff-that-irks-me]

It’s Friday

[dmdoss]

You wanna find out some personal shit?

1. Any scars?

2. Self harmed?

3. Crush?

4. Kissed anyone?

5. Coke or Pepsi?

6. Someone you hate?

7. Best Friends?

8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?

9. What's your dream job?

10. Ever been in love?

11. Last time you cried?

12. Favorite color?

13. Height?

14. Birthday?

15. Eye color?

16. Hair color?

17. What do you love?

18. Obsession?

19. If you had one wish, what would it be?

20. Do you love someone?

21. Kiss or hug?

22. Nicknames people call you?

23. Favorite song?

24. Favorite band?

25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?

26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?

27. Something you would change about yourself?

28. Ever dated someone?

29. Worst mistake?

30. Watch the movie or read the book?

31. Ever had a heartbreak?

32. Favorite show?

33. Best day of your life?

34. Any talents?

35. Do you wish you could ever start over?

36. Any bad habits?

37. Ever had a near death experience?

38. Someone I can tell anything to?

39. Ever lost a loved one?

40. Do you believe in love?

41. Someone you hate/Dislike?

42. Are you okay?

43. Relationship status?

[dmdoss]

45 QUESTIONS - ASK ME SOME pleaseee (◠‿◠✿)

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*ABOUT YOU*~✧』

1. Are you more feminine or masculine?

2. Are you tall or short?

3. What’s your favorite color?

4. What do you love about yourself?

5. What’s your greatest flaw?

6. Do you see yourself differently than other people describe you?

7. What are you really, really good at?

8. What’s something you’re bad at, but love?

9. What’s something people have tried to force you to do?

10. How do you spend your free time?

11. Describe the way you dress in one sentence.

12. Have you ever gotten your nails professionally painted?

13. What is the most insulting thing anyone has said to you?

14. Favorite game?

15. What color is your hair?

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*PHILOSOPHY*~✧』

16. Do you believe in god?

17. Is men’s rights a thing?

18. Does love really exist?

19. Can science explain everything, eventually?

20. Are we raised into what we love, or do we come to love it based on how we were raised?

21. How do you feel about the school system?

22. Do you believe in fate/destiny?

23. What is art?

24. Do we define ourselves, or does our past?

25. What happens after we die?

26. Do humans matter--tiny specs on a floating piece of rock in a solar 27. system in a galaxy in an infinite universe?

28. Is there good in everyone?

29. Does apathy really exist?

29. Is human life only valuable because our society makes it?

30. How do you feel about society, the vague “they” blamed for everything?

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*LOVEY-DOVEY PREFERENCE STUFF*~✧』

31. What gender do you prefer?

32. What’s the first thing you notice about someone?

33. Could you love someone you found ugly?

34. Favorite hair color?

35. Favorite eye color?

36. Ideal height?

37. Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?

38. Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?

39. What do you look for--brains or looks?

40. Could you fall in love online?

41. How much of an age cap can you handle?

42. How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?

43. Could you forgive a cheater?

44. Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?

45. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren’t dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What’s stopping you?

[epicreads]

[dmdoss]

I already know who our childrens book parents will be... 

[tactical-facepalm]

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[voldemo]

Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.

For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.

[lostcat420]

[taigaaaaaaaaaaa-deactivated2017]

Soon there will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture. 

[anacondom]

[craaapbag]

HAHaH ohhhh Tom.

[tactical-facepalm]

[dmdoss]

This is what it feels like stepping out of the house in New Orleans....

[seattle-gadgets-deactivated2013]

Night Court clip: Brent Spiner in the role that made him famous. (by Alacritous)

[dmdoss]

I loved this show...

[michaelsousa-deactivated2019122]

Russian anti-Jew bill passes, protesters detained

[paprikamom-deactivated20160112]

…why would they do that??? :(

[colin0clock-blog]

To make it clear to homophobes what’s going on. Everybody who isn’t a clinical sociopath now realises that anti-Semitism is wrong, but a lot of people still think that being gay is a perversion. If they show what Russia is doing to people like me in a context that people who don’t understand us can see, it will obviously make them more inclined towards the idea that what Russia is doing is wrong. Heck, even if they’re still homophobic, they will better understand the persecution that Putin’s government is making the law. If you understand me. It’s quite a clever technique, although overused, if that was what they were doing. If not it’s fucking odd and screwed up jfc.

[baruchobramowitz-deactivated201]

That is patently false, tho, just ask the literal millions of antisemites in the world who are just normal, every day folk.

And what does this method say to those of us who are both Jewish AND LGBT, like myself? One part of our identity is only valid as a way to prove a point about the persecution of another part of our identity?

[colin0clock-blog]

I didn’t say that anti Semitism doesn’t exist. Rather that, given the many travesties that Jewish people suffered in the last century, in order to be an anti-Semite one would have to be mentally unstable.

Judaism obviously serves more of a purpose than to “prove a point". However, as I said, those of us who have a sense of empathy and are intelligent enough to realise that those travesties were wrong see that treatment of Jewish people has been dire. We understand that that should not be repeated ever again, certainly not to Jewish people. The response triggered by use of this technique should be the response triggered by the truth, because the LGBT community suffered a lot in recent years as well and needs to stop being persecuted.

I never said it was a perfect technique, I said clever and implied effective. Which it is.

PS, the majority of psychopaths and sociopaths seem perfectly normal and you most likely interact with them in your life. They’re not all murderers.

[shirat-hasticker-deactivated201]

Shut the fuck up, you ignorant child. The people who broke my father’s nose because he was a Jew and clearly he should have money on him were not psychopaths, the people who criminalized practicing Judaism well after Orthodox Christianity became okay again in the USSR were not psychopaths, the teenagers who recently dragged a Jewish man into a cemetery and stabbed him to death with an iron cross are not psychopaths, the judge and prosecutor who used anti-Semitic canards publicly in court to sentence a Jewish man to 8 years in prison for a small crime that he was most likely framed for in the first place are not psychopaths, the political commentator who recently retaliated at a Jewish liberal by saying they should make a lampshade out of him was not a psychopath - THESE ARE REGULAR RUSSIAN PEOPLE. Their only pathology is the anti-Semitism that has plagued the country since its fucking inception.

You know why no one was outraged at the above things? THEY DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW ABOUT THEM. A corollary of that is even if they did know, they wouldn’t care because obviously everyone learned their lesson in the Holocaust and only a crazy wacko would be anti-Semitic!

So what group of people should I replace “Jews" with in articles about anti-Semitic crimes to get you bastards to care? I’m open to suggestions.

The above “satire" may well be true. If you think it’s in any way clever, I fear for your ability to type and breathe at the same time.

Basically don’t even fuck with me on this, I’m a Russian Jew who’s about 200% done with Jon Snow Westerners who know nothing suddenly latching on to the anti-gay legislation in the most ignorant, infuriating ways.

[dmdoss]

As a Jew whose parents left Russia in the mid 70's, it took me a second to realize this was a parody (my cousin had posted it on my FB page thinking it was real) since it would not surprise me if they did pass this sort of legislation. It would not have surprised me in the least to be perfectly honest. I have non-Jewish relatives who still reside in Russia who make anti-Semitic comments on a regular basis and don't see anything wrong with it. It is "part of the culture" there. Thankfully I do not have to deal with these people. Antisemitism in Russia is not neither new or going away anytime in the near future.  That being said, I do think this parody/satire/what ever you wish to call it, is rather brilliant. While I am aware of the situation in Russia regarding the bill banning homosexuality, and I have decried it very publicly, and it has made me more than slightly ashamed of my heritage, when I read that I panicked. I panicked in a way I did not when reading about the anti-gay bill. I was disgusted and infuriated about that bill. But reading it as Jews, it made much more of an impact. This satire did its job. And it did it well. It made the situation much more real and personal.For me. 

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This is my dog, Lily. My sister and I bought her, without my dads permission and brought her home as a puppy about a year ago. My dad hates her, but me & my 2 sisters love her to death. This dog helps me cope with my depression and shes always great company to my sisters and I. My dad describes her as “tolerable." Today, after having this dog for over a year, my dad is saying she needs to go, while he is angry at us for bringing her home, she has become part of the family and we can’t get rid of her, it’s too painful. After begging my dad for a while, he was still stuck on getting rid of her. I mentioned tumblr as a final option, and surprisingly he agreed to it. If I can get 200,000 notes by the end of July, we can keep her. He thinks it’s impossible, but I have faith. I’ve seen tumblr do it before. Please guys help me, I love this dog more than myself. Please oh please :c 

[leavingso-bassoon]

ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS BETTER REBLOG THIS

[itachiuzumaki-deactivated201406]

REBLOG THIS SHIT NOW GUYS

[shutupnlive]

Seriously? Not even 24 hours and look at the notes. She’s totes keeping her dog ♥ sorry pops!

[luckyanon]

He should of manned up and made you take Lily back the day you brought her home. She’s part of you now. Hope you get to keep her x

[oscarwetnwilde]

I normally don’t reblog these but you have proof so screw it you’re keeping the dog.

[staticdiplomat]

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English Pronunciation

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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[coffeeatmidnight]

I have been studying this poem for years, and I am down to two errors consistently.