i wanna be your dumster baby

dmitri he/him 24 (nsfw is @ichosebigshadows)

[the-muppet-joker]

[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

[howdyflowey]

this is how i imagine chapter 7 will go down

[elliegoose]

"ass or tits?" armpits. and tummies

[elvis-official]

Elvis question:

opinion on my chemical romance

Woah mama I love the chemicals

[fiofguiohfdghfg-deactivated2025]

lets frollick like the chernobyl radioactive dogs Okay?

[fiofguiohfdghfg-deactivated2025]

hundreds of radioactive puppies

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

hey, don't cry. hundreds of radioactive puppies, ok?

[tofupixel]

had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕

[foxantoine]

[telltaletypist]

i'm like if paul atreides was a girl but without all that bad stuff

[telltaletypist]

just remembered that paul atreides not being a girl is literally why the entire plot of dune happens

[telltaletypist]

none of that would've happened if she just took estrogen

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

vibe tonight

[soup-mother]

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

[dualboot-dollbot]

white blood cell girl fucking killing people for being slightly rude to you and then curtseying

[rotsuko]

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

[fembutchboygirl]

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

[fembutchboygirl]

Happy over 100k notes to this cultural wonder

[curseworm]

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

[curseworm]

[libertineangel]

And you may find yourself crammed into a very small automobile...

[itslauraturtle]

Walked into a bar and saw this

[seren-starlight]

Not only did I miraculously survive the first assassination you all know about, I also survived the assassination attempt on that other impostor too

[seren-starlight]

The plot thickens

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[puppygirllaika]

The point of the internet is for trannies and furries to meet each other, and for grandparents with undiagnosed autism to teach younger generations about their incredibly niche interests and craftwork skills. Everything else is bloat.

[notlikeotherwarlocks]

WOKE mcr be like:

I brought you my BLUE HAIR you brought me your PRONOUNS

three cheers for VACCINES

the PRIDE parade

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