ROLL ME

CMON ILL LAND ON A NUMBER AND DETERMINE YOUR FATE

[subwaybug]

(squid Descartes) I ink therefore I am

[dear-diary-xoxo]

(fish Descartes) I fin therefore I am

[iwilldiewithmylosingdog]

(sheep Descartes) I think therefore I lamb

[thunderstruck-by-lichtenberg]

(beaver Descartes) I think therefore I dam

[sugar-sweet-saccharine]

(fetus Descartes) I think before I am

[luvbugs-sweet-silverlining]

(shellfish Descartes) I think therefore I clam

[bludgeoningbloody-the-virginmary]

(other sheep Descartes) I think therefore I ram

[otterpoplover-lars]

(train Descartes) I think therefore I tram

[thatswhy-ilovefall]

(liar Descartes) I think therefore I sham

[cmon-letmeshowyoupariahdom]

(onomatopoeia Descartes) I think therefore I BAM!

[currentsongstuckinthishead]

(eye Descartes) I blink therefore I am

[random---questions]

(other eye Descartes) I wink therefore I am

[isuggestmadscience]

(scientist Descartes) I zinc therefore I am

[melodyorcrystal]

(shipwrecked Descartes) I sink therefore I am

[0hd33r-0hn0]

(barbie Descartes) I pink therefore I am

[withoutanyhintofadowhatsoever]

(gamer Descartes) I Link therefore I am

[wesurelookcute42uglyppl]

(skater Descartes) I rink therefore I am

[screwloose-clinicallycertified]

(transmasc Descartes) I think therefore I man

[tried-n-hyde-lied-n-died]

(onomatopoeia Descartes V2) I think therefore I WHAM!

[yumeserboxes]

(transfem Descartes) I think therefore I Pam

[venting-sideblog]

(photographer Descartes) I think therefore I cam

[a-m-a-r-a-h]

(music Descartes) I think therefore I jam

[mx-vvanna-cry]

(kinkster Descartes) I kink therefore I am

[judge---grandejury---executioner]

(pig Descartes) I think therefore I ham

[the-almighty-me]

(onomatopoeia Descartes V3) I clink therefore I am

[17lemonsunderthesea]

(🍠 Descartes) I think therefore i yam

[historical-peeps-my-beloathed]

(transfem Descartes V2) I think therefore I ma’am

[dnd-diceroll-official]

(nonbinary Descartes) I think therefore I Sam