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This should not have made me laugh
As a scientist I can confirm

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did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell
This should not have made me laugh
As a scientist I can confirm
me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????
*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?
this is the only way I’m drinking wine now
Hey guys,you want a drink? Just let me HURgleteughergle
Now you can have Edgar Allen Poe’s fursona barf blood into your goblet for the ultimate Goth Experience.
Watch your language agent Fury.
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
it’s june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L
LEE IT’S JUNE
GAY HALLOWEEN TIME
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETOOOOOONSSSSSSss
i originally put this in the tags of another post but i think it deserves its own post tbh—
the whole dichotomy of “butches are soft babies uwu” vs “butches are so strong please step on me daddy” are both disgusting and fundamentally based in misogyny. under patriarchy women are either infantilized and robbed of agency or hypersexualized and treated as sex commodity. except when both are done simultaneously (see ddlg), the treatment of butch women as either babies or dildos mirrors this.
beyond the basic misogyny component—these two labels are misinterpretations of what i consider the fundamental components of butchness: tenderness and strength. these can manifest in many forms; a gentle smile and a sleeve tattoo, a pet kitten and a survivor’s instincts, walking old ladies across the street and fighting homophobes outside bars. to one degree or another in some way, all butches manifest these components. they balance each other out, they complement each other, they form the basis of butch identity and expression.
to infantilize the tenderness that the world tells butches they are not allowed to have is intensely disrespectful and hurtful. to hypersexualize butches is to define them solely by their sexual usefulness to you, a phenomenon many butches feel uncomfortable to dysphoric while experiencing. both are objectification plain and simple.
do not mistake the strength of a butch for an invitation to beg her for sexualized violence. do not mistake the tenderness of a butch for the innocence of a child.
it is the duty of any wlw (fem/mes in particular) who claims to love butches to nurture, respect, encourage, and balance these aspects, to protect butches from their bastardation. to love butches, and accept their strength and tenderness on THEIR OWN TERMS!
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.
“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”
I really don’t understand anyone who still posts selfies at this point like. we’re all fully aware that the feds are monitoring us and using our photos to build a surprise database that will help them later it’s just not fucking worth it anymore
Human brain: security culture
Monkey brain: validation nice
I will Not be cockblocked by spy nimrod fucks
I haven’t ever really talked about this before but I’d like to introduce a concept that I’m going to call “security nihilism.”
Here’s the deal: You’re already burned.
It’s over! There’s no going back! Your face is in a database and your DNA is in a database and your social profile is in a database and there’s nothing you can do about it. Even if you didn’t put it there somebody else did. Congrats, we’re all fucked!
Facebook builds shadow profiles on people who don’t have accounts. Surveillance cameras are everywhere. Your cousin signed up for Ancestry and your brother did 23&Me.
So what can you do about it? Essentially nothing. So there’s no point in panicking.
You know what you have to do if you want some kind of privacy? Start leaving your phone at home randomly. Or at work randomly. People don’t think about the fact that their cell phone’s location data (which is constantly tracking even if you don’t enable location data for apps) is a more effective way of tracking them than anything they post online and it’s *real* easy to get a warrant for that data. And if you suddenly ditch your phone for the first time in several months it’s suspicious as FUCK.
Automated license plate readers track your drive. Do you commute? Do you drive the same way every day? Why the sudden change to your routine? What were you doing that you needed to park your car and wander away suddenly? What are you hiding?
Complaining about people posting selfies when companies are compiling DNA databases sharing them with the FBI is like blaming ocean pollution on people using plastic straws when about half of plastic ocean trash is abandoned fishing equipment.
Do you use gmail? You’re fucked.
Do you have a bank account? You’re fucked.
Do you use public transportation? You’re fucked.
Do you go to school? You’re fucked.
Do you have a job? You’re fucked.
I had to track down a guy who didn’t have facebook or social media profiles, didn’t have a listing in the phonebook, didn’t have a linkedin. I started with his first and last name and ended with his supervisor’s phone number, a ten year history of his income, and his home address. I got to it through his son’s little league team.
And I’m fucking J. Random Nobody. I don’t even have shiny databases full of tracking data.
So you’re already burned. There’s no going back, we passed the tipping point. Even if you threw out your computer and shut down all your accounts and smashed your cell phone and lived in the woods there’d be video of you walking out of town for the last time and satellite images of wherever you ended up setting up camp.
I was never going to be able to hide from the cameras on the streets and the data in my cell phone and the scanners that look at the license plate of my car and the information that my school sold about my age and income and interests. So fuck it. Share a selfie.
[fyi the secret to actual opsec is to trust no one and to have no discernible patterns - being in a facial recognition database doesn’t matter if you make a point of not showing your face when you’re doing whatever you’re doing that you want to keep quiet; your goal isn’t to evade the facial recognition software as you’re on the run from the government, your goal is to never even show up on their radar]
Sorry folks, all of this is right. Getting judgmental at other people’s selfies and masking it as an opsec fail is just ignorant :D
An attack!
Harley Quinn shouldn’t be suave and sexy and seductive. She should be a screechy loud-mouthed bisexual disaster goblin who likes stupid puns and is both a genius and an absolute dumbass.
Pamela Ivy, Professional Femme Fatale, looking at Harley eating ice cream straight outta the box at 3AM in her underwear and somehow getting some stuck in her hair: -dreamy sigh- I love her so much
i… fucking… love…. wamen
i love how i just made this post in a fleeting moment of lesbianism and all the wlws started reblogging it. THATS gay culture baby
me: love wamen
every wlw on this website:
oh FUCK
Reblog if you are a plant.
(Trying to prove something to my husband.)
I see y’all liking this but not reblogging it you photosynthesizing cowards.
reminder: you are someone else’s lovecraftian nightmare
me, looking at my boss: this does not spark joy
Im beginning to realise how thirsty trans tumblr is for trans butches… Giving the people what they want
trans butches make the world go round
I'm so glad everytime I see another trans butch, remembering that I'm not alone and we actually look freakin handsome/gorgeous
People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.
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