Pizzazia

I am Milo. I reblog things.

[i-wanna-talk-to-samson-deactiva]

Dorkly

[pattern-53-enfield]

CHRIST

[stability]

Just incredible

[shortvideosandstuff]

[thedeathecchi]

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

[dividebysix-deactivated20150203]

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

[budacub]

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

[itsreallystupid]

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

[spankzilla85]

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

[coolaftbh-deactivated20190813]

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

[patternofdefiance]

SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE WHAT DO I DO

[dxnar]

SUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

[mayhem-is-hand-wash-only]

SUSAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO THROW YOUR PAPERS IN THE RECYCLING NOT THE TRASH. YOU EITHER HELP THE EARTH OR YOU GO EXTINCT, TRUST ME ON THIS.. 

[persephono-deactivated20180108]

whomp there it fuckin is

[vesley-deactivated20151028]

*in the back of a police car* can you hand me the aux cord?

[zankiegrance]

[howtobeafuckinglady]

IF I WAS GAY I WOULD ON MY KNEES SUCKING YOUR DICK RITE NOW

[no]

lopmon

u were on tv?

[ricowtta]

you meme so much to me

[gummyslime]

i have to go to the dentist tomorrow and get high on laughing gas to fix the only cavity i have received in my fucking life, and this thing is in the ceiling, looking down at me while im strapped down to a chair with my mouth wide open, having tools probe at my teeth and gums while i drool on myself. what the fuck.

[forgetful01-deactivated20150403]

"HOO HOO HOO I HEARD SOMEONE WASN’T BRUSHING THEIR FUCKING TEETH"

[warpedrhythm-deactivated2017061]

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

hun

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[wifiandcoffee]

Literally my favorite vine of all time

[shouldnt]

this is me

[elriell]

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

[violence-of-action-deactivated2]

What a classy motherfucker

[tastefullyoffensive]

[katlikeafox]

[lesbianwarfare-deactivated20190]

probably the best vine ever

[sourcedumal]

But for real this song gets me so hype every time I hear it tho.

[weed-boob]

I PUT GIANT GOOGLY EYES ON MY BOOBS

[weed-boob]

come on this is funny

[zootedboy]

[kentasworld]

[lumosthennox]

[do-you-even-lift69]

robin-sparkles:

Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model.