Out of Context Discord Starters
the sheer bs of me and my friendsÂ
"You must solve my bread riddle before I buy a sandwich."
"I've got a vial of holy water, what do you got?"
"This is the park you bring your kid to when you hate them"
"I could choke a bitch with this."
"Can you put in an advertisement for the Jesus expansion pack?"
”you want animals to pick out your eyes?”
“They don't make transparent cheese.“
”I'm going to give that chair a high five with my butt cheeks”
”would you just choke all ready!”
”there's a ghost in my ass.”
”you look like a rave nun”
”if your going to be a serial killer go after the elderly.”
"How do you not know you have dick lice?"
"You can't just be like 'oh wait yeah, I stabbed someone with a pencil!"
"I just like catgirls. Quit. Crucifying. Me. Internet."
"Can you pass a prostate exam without studying? I can."
"Hamburger, chicken fries, shit! Tree, dirt, worms, all of em'! Clouds!"
“Fish Licking is frowned upon, especially in New England.”
"I need so many Jesuses. Jesi?"
"Bog mummy take the wheel!"
“ No banjos til you drink your tequila! “
"He certainly had never had his ass handed to him by a scrawny teenager in a cheap Batman outfit via a fish cudgel"
"Killing people is a lot more fun than being a bureaucrat after all"
"Listen, I'm just here to chill. Next thing I know, everyone's shooting at me! I kinda went a little nuts and that's why the walls are red now."
"You just shamwow'd us so hard there's not a drop of moisture in a two mile radius."
"I am a pirate with a jackhammer with LEAF PANTS!"
"Its not exorcism, its forced relocation!"
"'precocious' isn't the greatest alibi when the scanner picks up what looks like a handmade bear trap"
“But then, stink bugs might want to dance the watusi in my shorts, but you have to draw the line somewhere!”
“ You forget how big dolphins are, until one is operating on your spine. “
“Who needs plastic surgery when you have crayons!“
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