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the sheer bs of me and my friendsÂ
"You must solve my bread riddle before I buy a sandwich."
"I've got a vial of holy water, what do you got?"
"This is the park you bring your kid to when you hate them"
"I could choke a bitch with this."
"Can you put in an advertisement for the Jesus expansion pack?"
”you want animals to pick out your eyes?”
“They don't make transparent cheese.“
”I'm going to give that chair a high five with my butt cheeks”
”would you just choke all ready!”
”there's a ghost in my ass.”
”you look like a rave nun”
”if your going to be a serial killer go after the elderly.”
"How do you not know you have dick lice?"
"You can't just be like 'oh wait yeah, I stabbed someone with a pencil!"
"I just like catgirls. Quit. Crucifying. Me. Internet."
"Can you pass a prostate exam without studying? I can."
"Hamburger, chicken fries, shit! Tree, dirt, worms, all of em'! Clouds!"
“Fish Licking is frowned upon, especially in New England.”
"I need so many Jesuses. Jesi?"
"Bog mummy take the wheel!"
“ No banjos til you drink your tequila! “
"He certainly had never had his ass handed to him by a scrawny teenager in a cheap Batman outfit via a fish cudgel"
"Killing people is a lot more fun than being a bureaucrat after all"
"Listen, I'm just here to chill. Next thing I know, everyone's shooting at me! I kinda went a little nuts and that's why the walls are red now."
"You just shamwow'd us so hard there's not a drop of moisture in a two mile radius."
"I am a pirate with a jackhammer with LEAF PANTS!"
"Its not exorcism, its forced relocation!"
"'precocious' isn't the greatest alibi when the scanner picks up what looks like a handmade bear trap"
“But then, stink bugs might want to dance the watusi in my shorts, but you have to draw the line somewhere!”
“ You forget how big dolphins are, until one is operating on your spine. “
“Who needs plastic surgery when you have crayons!“
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“I know better than to take my wood-carving knife into the parlor to meet a guest.“
“you don’t always think, do you?“
“If you’re calling me a liar-!“
“How can it be real beauty if you have to look hard to see it?“
“Don’t you ever answer just yes or no?“
“He may be good looking, but he’s got no more sense than a pailful of earthworms.“
“I suppose you think I’m selfish too. “
“So this is the famous __“
“Perhaps all may yet be well after all.“
“Things are bad enough without monsters popping out to frighten us.“
“I like being first, and I intend to stay there.“
“You’re not being clever, just unhelpful“
“You are the least selfish person I know“
“This may come as a surprise to you, old and wise as you have become, but I do know better than to track mud all over the floor.“
“You want something to blame me for?“
“You wouldn’t dare.“
“That’s it, now you’ve done it.“
“No. Wait. Stop!“
“I’m not so invisible now am I?“
“I hate to repeat myself. But I’m afraid I’m going to pass out again.“
“Drink your tea, __“
“I think you were very brave, __“
“You all know that I am not a fanciful man.“
“It is almost as if you wish to go into danger.“
“I just wish there were some other choice.“
“Say good-bye to them for me.“
“I’m sorry, but this isn’t exactly easy for me, you know.“
“I don’t intend to eat you.“
“I’m stalling. I admit it.“
“Stay put now, if you please“
“You are as honest at the end as you were at the beginning“