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Look, we all need some cheering up and a helping hand every once and a while. I'm not sure what I can do, but I'll try my best for you all.

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Baby armadillo.

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything.

[toffeecape]

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

[badgengar]

“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”

It truly is.

[babyanimalgifs]

He can’t wait to go to doggy school…

[blindiezone]

At first I thought it was going to be, like, a car but when it was actually a bus it made this video even better!

[thesanityclause]

the most wholesome content

[boredpanda]

Rare Kitten Born With ‘Two Faces’ Grows Up Into The Most Beautiful Cat Ever

[thenatsdorf]

“1. I don’t have a cat. 2. I DON’T HAVE A CAT.” (via brenaclifton)

[rnoonpie]

you do now

[lord-kitschener]

Congrats on your new cat

[fuzzd-deactivated20181024]

This is how owners get their cats.

[kimreesesdaughter]

If there’s anything I can finesse, it’s a resume, interview and pay rate. 

[black--beetle]

Please help? I need these skills?

[kimreesesdaughter]

Come my child…

LIE. LIE. LIE. (By lie, I mean embellish) I’m going to tell you why. I lied on my resume to get the job that made it so I didn’t have to embellish anymore. By embellish I mean make your positions seem more important than they are. Chances are you’re not getting paid enough for what you do anyhow. The system is definitely going to play you so you gotta make a move too. 

Use businesses that are no longer in business (Finesse #1) Everyone has those establishments in their cities that went out of business; Fridays, hospitals, dennys, etc. USE THEM. I’m a HR Manager, I’m not going to dig for a reference from a closed business. Not in this lifetime.

Use your friends who are employed in corporate America as references. (Finesse #2) List them as former supervisors or managers. Pick your friends with professional phone voices who can gas you up in a corporate manner.

Research the pay rate for the company, city and position. (Finesse #3) They may be offering you 25K to be a store manager when in reality store managers in your exact city (or their employment averages) are making 35K. Do not be afraid to challenge a salary. It shows that you also did your homework on the position and the company. 

Chaotic good. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

Hershey’s Finesse Catalog

Cashier? Customer Service Manager

Human Resources Assistant? HR Generalist II 

Food Service Worker? Hospitality and Beverage Manager/Operator

Janitor? Sanitation Inspector

Dishwasher? Health and Sanitation operator

Shopback? Retail Inventory Manager

Stockroom? Inventory and production operator

[kimreesesdaughter]

@thisisnotanadultparty !!!! Per your request. 

[afrorevolution]

She’s actually a genius! She should write a life book I would buy! Always the plug!

[breakxxallxxrules]

@kimreesesdaughter oh snap I’m going to tweak up my resume 😂👌🏾 do you recommend that I use a PDF form for a resume?

[kimreesesdaughter]

Yes! Definitely use a PDF. I say this because, just in case you overlook any typos or errors, they won’t be as obvious. When recruiters open resumes in Word, here come all them damn squiggly red lines 🙄

[sugarmacaron]

what about background checks? thats gonna show us all for who we really are

[kimreesesdaughter]

Y'all are honestly overthinking this. You either take the tried and proven advice or you don’t and continue to make minimum wage at a job that should be paying you $16/hr.

Adulting is a finesse. If you don’t learn how to make things work for your advantage, you will not survive in this world or live the way you want to.

& one more time, BACKGROUND CHECKS ARE FOR CRIMINAL HISTORY! The only thing I would tell you to never lie about. You can go to any staffing agency and they would tell you to hype up your resume.

[papitopatron]

GOLD

[kaesweets0]

Now how would YOU finesse an interview

[kimreesesdaughter]

I posted a video on it!

Key point: Practice!! How do you practice for an interview? Glassdoor.com (USE THIS). Look at common interview questions for the position/field you’re trying to get into. Practice answering questions using the S.T.A.R method.

Situation (explain the issue)

Task (describe YOUR responsibility with the issue)

Action (what did YOU do?)

Resolution (what was the end result?)

Research competency and behavioral based interviews and questions. Prepare examples from your previous jobs!

I hope that helps ☺️

[magicmoon65]

I think I’d feel uncomfortable straight up lying about previous jobs

[kimreesesdaughter]

I’m uncomfortable making minimum wage.

[bishhwheree-deactivated20220104]

Reblogging to help out everybody

[kingkyta]

👀✍🏿 more new tidbits from the last time I reblogged

[queen-jadabean]

Saving a life

[dontfeeddaelves]

Okay but for real, Glassdoor dot com is a FANTASTIC website. Not only do previous interviewees post some of the questions they were asked and the interview process timeline, but they also break down the company by positions, how much those positions make compared to the national average, and previous employees reviews on the positions and company. They lost pros and cons and honestly, it’s a great tool to weed out some bad employers. A job looks good on the posting? I can’t tell you how many times I didn’t apply to a job because the company reviews were atrocious. Glassdoor is amazing and even has an app and is so user friendly, I highly recommend it to anyone.

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

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please watch the whole thing im like crying laughing

[menpale]

[babyanimalgifs]

look at these cute little guys

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[valarie-lynn]

Puppy!

[fluffnfuzzxoxo]

❤ Cutie ❤

[boredbbyy]

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

This radiates calm

[thenatsdorf]

“I like the way the snow feels on my fur.”

[celebritydachshund]

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[onetimeisawacat]

I’m crying

[yourbigsisnissi]

proud puppy is proud

[steviestevington]

[champagne-zaddy]

Oh myyy goodddddddddd

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[acewlws]

OP was a TERF so it’s my post now and it’s for all lesbians 

🌹🌹🌹 roses for Latina lesbians 🌹🌹🌹

🌹🌹🌹 roses for Black lesbians 🌹🌹🌹

🌹🌹🌹 roses for East Asian lesbians 🌹🌹🌹

🌹🌹🌹 roses for Polynesian lesbians 🌹🌹🌹

🌹🌹🌹 roses for First Nation lesbians 🌹🌹🌹

🌹🌹🌹 roses for Middle Eastern lesbians 🌹🌹🌹

🌹🌹🌹 roses for Jewish lesbians 🌹🌹🌹

🌹🌹🌹 roses for South/Southeastern Asian lesbians 🌹🌹🌹

🌹🌹🌹 roses for Romani lesbians 🌹🌹🌹

🌹🌹🌹 roses for all lesbian WOC 🌹🌹🌹

🌹🌹🌹 roses for all trans lesbian WOC  🌹🌹🌹

[cruelteenagers-deactivated20160]

@ everyone who went through a period of having no friends, who ate alone, who had a point in their life where they were too embarrassed to tell their parents they had no one to play with after school: I love you. I know it hurts and I know it’s hard but it’s not your fault. Things will grow and change. You will find people who you click with and they will love you too. You deserve positive friendship relationships just like anyone else. And if you’re still going through this phase, you’re strong, and things will change for you too. You are not alone, there are people experiencing the same thing you are, find them, you deserve positivity and companionship. Keep your head up.

[thenatsdorf]

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“I’m gonna nap right here next to you.”

[woodmeat]

Dead me and my wife

[westafricanbaby]

AWWWWWWWWW

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[ink-phoenix]

THE PUREST THING