Magic Moon

Emma | Lesbian | She/her | Fiction Writer | Psych Nerd | if I followed your writeblr follow back @dontjudgemeimawriter | 23

[yesterdaysprint]

The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, July 29, 1904

[lilaccatholic]

Well that’s not so crazy I mean how much could–

OH

[persianpenname]

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[girldraki]

[crpl-pnk]

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

[crpl-pnk]

*sees an abled person using potholders*

i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that

[crpl-pnk]

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

[darklingdawns]

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

[kipplekipple]

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

[planouteverythingitwentwrong-de]

As a professional cook I was, and still am, able to pick most stuff up out of an oven without a pot holder. I might get blisters and maybe it will hurt, but usually it won’t

[crpl-pnk]

AMAZING! based on this one specific individual’s experiences i will now safely assume that it’s possible for anyone to overcome hand pain & leave potholders behind for good!!! as long as you want it bad enough, anything is possible!! make this story go viral so that all those self pitying losers who still use potholders know that there’s no excuse

☆♡LIKE & SHARE IF YOU WERE INSPIRED!!!♡☆

[magicmoon65]

The thing about that^ is that it's 100% true of any professional chef. They don't use potholders. They use towels.

[literallymechanical]

"Reviewer 2 wants better citations" moodboard

[tiktaalic]

I wish there had been a point where a singular Winchester had to play gay for a case because sam (evil) would trick Dean into doing it. I say trick. What I mean is that Dean would go well I’m not doing it. And Sam would go. That’s fine I kind of figured. I’m secure enough in my masculinity to do it. And Dean would go. Wh. Hey. I’m secure in my masculinity. And Sam would go. Awesome. Just act like yourself. And Dean would go what’s THAT supposed to mean and Sam (evil) would go it means gay people act just like you and me because they’re normal people. What did you think I meant.

[eccebitch]

[fabricandcircuits]

Peer reviewed tags wonderfully said

[charmingcranbery]

Guys. This is the biggest thing that’s happened to me as a gay Chandler Kinney fan in a while

[rylandgracie]

elle and her little grunge space buns and her vinyl pink pants and her plaid pink shirt and dancing to nirvana because she loves her lesbian best friend so much

[sparklyseblos]

okay so the legally blonde prequel show (elle) might lowkey be a highschool au of legally blonde bc the concept is similar but god it is so entertaining

also lexi minetree as elle woods is actually insane, not just by looks but down to the mannerisms - i’m floored at how similar her performance is to reese witherspoon’s portrayal of elle

[harrowo]

Elle (2026) | Season 1 Episode 3

[caffeinefree]

Do they not get tired of shitty cahsgrab prequels/sequels? At least before, mid sequels used to go direct to video and barely anyone knew about them.

Like why would making a prequel of the Legally Blonde movie serve anything. Having her do the same plot points before the movie that changes her as a person. Y'all should grow a spine and create pure fanfiction AND call it that. Instead of shamelessly casshing in on established IP. Get creative damn.

[darklinaforever]

It’s so obvious that by the end of the show, Elle will either end up single or with Dustin. And I love the Elle & Dustin pairing. But even if she ends up with him on the show, I know that Emmett (whom I also love) is the true endgame... Still, I hope Dustin turns out to be the show's endgame and that she doesn't end up alone.

[mooninagust]

elle is genuinely such a good show if you consider her a different girl who happens to be named elle woods

[teaboot]

TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"

[teaboot]

Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:

1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"

2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes

3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE

4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit

5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time

6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean

7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it

[teaboot]

Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[brightlotusmoon]

[ekjohnston]

The closing stinger is ART.

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[doh007]

Thank you all, i needed further explanation - And i do find it might help me!