so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.
my yucky tooth is killing me does anyone want to hear about how doc and donut get into the world's most toxic qpr and then after the whole story happens doc still has to live with the knowledge that he may or may not be a brain-clone of his own boyfriend pretending to be him for the rest of his life. and he may or may not like or dislike it based entirely on what angle he's examining from
donut doesn't recreate people perfectly. the implications are a lot and i get it but also: he does fully just give his buddy his foreskin back. not that doc asked or wanted that.
forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you
This has gotta be a hit with the girlies who have always wanted something terrible to happen to them just so people realize they're in more misery than their outward appearance lets on
i was asked once to give omo grimmons ideas and had this:
i could see a situation where for whatever reason grif is holding simmons down and eventually simmons has to pee. grif would be mean about it too. just pinning simmons down while heâs squirming beneath him and whining and complaining. i donât know if grif would register it as simmons being turned on by it. simmons is such a sexless creature to him. which makes grif less likely to get insecure about it and let simmons go⊠and simmons getting way too embarrassed about it turning him on to be able to say anything so heâs just stuck underneath grif trying not to make it clear he has a boner (easier or harder depending on if ur simmons is trans lol)
alternatively, smth to do with simmons trying to get used to his new cyborg body and wetting himself a bunch⊠simmons bladder functions glitching out and making him constantly feel full no matter how much he goes⊠or not letting him go no matter how much he tries⊠idk why simmons is the victim of this lol. hes kinda pathetic and wet i guess you gotta
It wasnât a decision either of them made, it was just⊠what made sense. They never took it off around each other, anyway, and all you really needed was the crotch. Just rubbing their ugly bits against each other through the thickness of their undersuits. Nothing but friction. Nothing but heat.
Itâs not like either of them needed anything more.
If someone doesnât do a Caboose and Kai pet-play Bondage fanfiction for RVB kinktober, that highlights how autistic and hot those two are, then Iâll have to do it myself-
and I havenât written smut in YEARS. I seriously donât think I have it in me to make it detailed!! I can not write actual intercourse rn, but the first half of them just hanging out and getting set up would be so cute
Hereâs my vision:
Kai, in comfy lingerie: âalright letâs see,, (she adjusts the straps on his leather dog mask), Aww boose, you look so hot in that!!â
Caboose, in boxers: âyes, i know. thank you- your cat ears are very cool as well :)â
Kai: âhell yeah they are!â
Kai: âhm,, which harness do you want??â (She owns quite literally 50 bondage harnesses of different colors and kinds)
caboose fucking church nice and slow, holding him close and tight and never wanting to let go, and church is embarrassed and uncomfortable with the intimacy but caboose keeps kissing him and so heâs just grumbling about it. until this goes on long enough that church has to pee now. and he tries to use this as an opportunity to tell caboose to wrap it up and escape but caboose knows his tricks and is like noo. itâs okay. :). and keeps doing what he was doing. but, uh, well, this keeps going on and church really has to go, actually, the way caboose is holding him tight putting pressure on his bladder and the way theyâre bouncing sloshing him about. so he starts whining and complaining and squirming but literally nothing is cuter than a whiny church and the way heâs squirming feels so good so caboose just holds him tighter, figures out the exact angle to thrust upwards to hit churchâs bladder the right way and make him whine and screech even harder, maybe even pulls churchâs legs apart when he tries to squeeze them together to really put him on display for caboose. and church is so embarrassed about how caboose is cooing at him about how cute he is, and even more about how good it feels whenever caboose slams into him or squeezes him stomach, even as heâs yelping and cursing caboose out heâs so unbelievably turned on.
and eventually church is like fuck seriously caboose i canât. i canât hold it you need to let me go and caboose is like unmmmmmmmm. itâs okay. and church is like. what the fuck do you mean itâs okay??? and caboose responds by putting so much pressure on his bladder and fucking up into him hard and. tickling him. and church screeches and starts panicking as caboose kisses at him and goes harder and harder and harder until church is begging for relief and just canât hold it anymore and spills all over both of them. and caboose holds him tight and lazily thrusts against him as church tries to hide in shame as his bladder is emptied. and after theyre both covered in piss church is like. why. and caboose is like well. you liked it a lot :). and church canât really argue because he did also cum. so heâs just like. just hurry up and finish so we can go shower.
this is my modern au churchnorth ive vaguely spoken about before on main. we're starting a little in media res here, i'll write the start of their relationship eventually but its not needed for here. uh the context you do need here is: north is cis; church is transmasc, and also fucking tex wash caboose and tucker bc this is literally the most self indulgent au possible. theyre both toxic individuals who engage in unhealthy behaviors đđ. this isnt a fic as much as it is an infodump about the au but it IS horny
at this point in the timeline of the au north and church have been fucking for a while as a "just casual" thing. not even really "friends with benefits" bc they're not really friends outside of it. north would like this to change, bc he is very fond of church and every time theyre together he just grows fonder, but church is anathema to the idea of relationships even if he secretly feels the same way.
and this is how church is really with all of his partners. very clearly he has a significant emotional connection with each of them but that isnt talked about. no relationship stuff is ever really talked about, including sex. he is sooo used to partners who just kind of like. he needles them enough and they snap and rough him up and there isnât really âcommunicationâ or âsafe wordsâ as much as âif you push church too far heâll dissociate and go limp and silent and thatâs the sign to stop.â church would rather you beat the shit out of him than make him talk about his feelings okay he canât ADMIT that he WANTS things. you just need to be like tex and be able to read him better than he can read himself. itâs really not too much to ask that his partner knows exactly what he wants without him having to communicate it is it?
the thing is that the "needle until they snap" thing doesnt work with north bc 1) north would not snap in this way and 2) he rather likes things like âcommunicationâ and âsafe wordsâ and yes even âtalking about your feelings.â so even though both church and north very badly want to do weird shit, north wonât just do it without communicating before hand and church wonât just say what he wants. so north has to be like. well until you can properly communicate no more sex. which on its own wouldnât really bother church. he is a horndog here but he has other outlets for this. church is not exclusive with north nor would he ever want to be and he still maintains to himself that their relationship is purely sexual. so if north doesnt want to have sex anymore then oh well. hes not broken up about it (he is)
so north realizes that the only way to get church to admit he wants to do weird shit is to do other weird shit that denies him of the weird shit. because, sure, he'd like to just have an open and honest conversation but lets be so real for a second. north is just as insane as everyone else in this equation. ethical manipulative girlfriend core.
and. well. chastity belt.
"no more sex until you learn how to say with your words that you want me to tie you up and rail you. if you want me to take it off all you have to do is talk to me and tell me to take it off â
but of course church is completely convinced he could outstubborn north. and maybe he could in most situations but âhaving full control over someoneâ is literally northâs dream scenario, so this is nowhere near as torturous to north as it is church. sure, he's not having sex either but
and it is torturous to church. his t-dick is just rubbing against the restraints everyday, driving him up the wall. and hes rubbing himself trying to get relief and just making it worse. just constantly at the edge and never able to get enough friction to get over it. or, well.
a thing about church is like. he's a bitch and he whines and he's combative and prone to hating authority but give him directive? He won't actually break it. like if north told him not to i don't think he would. he could easily get himself off when north isnât around. its not actually that hard to get chastity belts off without the key. nor would it really be that to but. heâs not. he wonât. donât mention it donât question him
he likes to push right up against breaking the rules but just flat out breaking them isnât any fun. which means that heâll literally edge himself constantly like heâs doing it to himself. my guy.
"north said iâm not allowed to get off but he didnât say i couldnât make myself deliriously horny"
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