GET TO LIVING!

all our efforts are failures until they’re not

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

my friend kyle joined a frat in college but it was all dwarves so now whenever we see him hes always blasted off mead and rambling about the heart of the forge

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[adriles]

die by incredible violence or whatever. i dont care anymore.

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[ashmindpalace]

average first sentence of a math wikipedia page:

A snorkle basis is a particular sort of set that has some properties and is generally "nice" (in a rigorous sense) and can do many things and is very practical.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[anxeious]

[anxeious]

[anxeious]

[royalarmyofoz]

ok but this is cute

[kosmogrl]

[sqrt-73]

you've heard of optimal square packing, but packing cubes in cubes also exists.

is the optimal for 12 cubes. (image from https://erich-friedman.github.io/packing/cubincub/ )

ok this is even more cursed than squares. i love it and hate it at the same time. my eyes bleed out with hearts to this.

[locally-normal]

Me trying to convince my wife this really is the best way to load a moving truck

[trankinstein]

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

[earhartsease]

start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

[natural-blogarithm]

maybe if tumblr allowed you to typeset your posts in LaTeX it would have succeeded in becoming the next pdf

[yaldabaothadeez]

\documentclass{reblog} \usepackage{tumblr} \begin{document} I dunno, feels like this could be a little unwieldy\ldots \end{document}

[lh7]

Welp. it almost parsed on my blog.

[lh7]

#The FUCK you mean your blog theme parses LaTeX#wait...#does this mean xkit could parse latex if it really wanted to?#truly the new age of posting

All you need to do is load and configure MathJax as part of your custom blog theme, and then you too can make tumblr the new pdf :^)

[electronicintrovert]

To put it in terms the average Tumblr user can understand, the difference in interacting with Linux in C vs. Python feels like the difference between using a condom and not.