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[espikola]

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

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10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

[feefal]

Moldy/unmoldy doomed yaoi or yuri?

you got it boss, here’s your doomed strawberry yuri

[juniepops]

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

[quasi-normalcy]

The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime

[discopiranha]

This is one of my favorite episodes. Fears can't hurt you if you're chill enough. The guy who walked in a spiral for four hours and then just left because he remembered he had somewhere to be is, to me, the avatar of the entities' fear

[strangehorse]

strongest people in the magnus archives:

guy who kept the coffin of the buried in his living room and used it as a coffee table

walked out of the spiral because his dog needed dinner

the plumber who was so inattentive that the stranger put on a whole spectacle for him and he straight-up missed it all

the guy whose primary concern with the evil taxidermists was whether or not they were money laundering (they weren't)

[milk-lover]

the woman who accepted that she was going to die on the underground, so she just lay down and fell asleep. still takes the tube to work

[northern-punk-lad]

If a pip assessor was in front of me on fire and I had water I’d drink it

[mephistopheles]

some of yall need to go back to like preschool level 'girls can do anything boys can do' feminism bc we are regressing into feminine = frivolous = weak = nurturing and masculine = power = force = competence at the speed of fucking light

[lontra-ohiensis]

still not over how much I love this

[tenporcupines]

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

[imjustusingthistolikeartists]

Mephistopheles and Margaretta, A Double Statue - medium: sculpture, sycamore wood, sculptor unknown, 19th century. Currently located in the Salar Jung Museum in Hyderabad, India.

[weaselle]

i’ve reblogged posts featuring these two separately, but they go great together

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

i was gonna say “wow, they’re really pushing the came back wrong trope because buffy keeps repeating the exact phrase” until i googled and realise the phrase “came back wrong” literally originates from buffy. this show is like the modern shakespeare

[aphony-cree]

in 2004 a thread started on buffistas.org to discuss tropes used in Buffy and other Whedonverse shows. At the time there were no formal names for most tropes so users assigned them names based on the scenes they were discussing. This thread inspired one of the site members to start the website TVTropes.org

Most of the listings on TVtropes were named after scenes and quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[heybluechild]

what learning fandom history is like

(and if it's not btvs, as people in the tags have noted, it's star trek or the x-files)

[vapourl]

"so anticlimactic! "

[drummingnoiseinsidemyhead]

'hikaru': i like you and we've known each other for a while, i want you to meet my familyyoshiki: but i already know your -cthulhu: n̶̡̜͖̣͌ĭ̶͖̩͕͈͐c̸͕͍̬̓ḙ̴͕̬̆͂̃ ̴̖͎͔̥̦̻̾̔̀t̴̜͓̼̞̩͚̂́ǒ̷̙̗̱͍̮̘̈ ̴̢͕̠͎̼̿̄̈́ͅm̸̤̖͖̗̤̈́͆̀̀͋̚ė̷̥̖͛ē̴͚̜̯͔̐͒̓̊t̵̠̋̑̓̿̓ ̵̨̮̜̰̘̈́͂̒͘ͅý̸̡͙̃̄̍̍͝ō̷͉͈̊̐u̶̗͉̒̃̾͋̊

[vaimetanyx]

How can you get rid of the wolf, when it's one of the only things you have left of the lamb?

[mallydraws]

"I was never a drinker"

[a-kai202]

那这里也发一下

[visenyaism]

Insane tumblr ad pull

[visenyaism]

Twitter ads try to turn you into a Nazi, Bluesky tries to turn you into an Elizabeth Warren staffer, TikTok ads try to turn you into one of those radical centrist incoherent political assassins. But Tumblr. Tumblr ads are trying to turn me into a fucking Jacobite

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I have just been informed that the Tumblr Sexyman poll has taken yet another life, so for legal reasons I am here to inform everyone that I did not kill Pope Francis

[charlesoberonn]