How may I assist you with your death?

Maths nerd, lover of all things Doctor Who. Multi fandom, I post what I feel like depending on my current obsession. (This almost always includes Missy. For reasons.) Alice, pronouns: she/her; Asexual spectrum, lesbian married to @missymastahpants. In my 30s.

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[zoazoaa]

I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

[icemaiden-deactivated20220406]

You know that ‘your sixth most recently used emoji predicts this or that’ type of meme? We should try that with music. okay, the sixth song in your ‘on repeat’ playlist predicts the next person you will be friends with or fall in love with. no cheating, let’s go

[lesbx]

whenever theres a woman im like YAY. whenever theres not a woman im like meh. i’ve seen better

[visiblelight13]

Quite simple, really.

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[headspace-hotel]

This mnemonic has a permanent place in my life.

Every time in yoga class when my instructor would say "now get into a prone position" I would think "ah yes on your pronis"

[its-a-seikret]

Tbh I don't understand anyone who denies their favorite character's flaws and acts like they've never done anything wrong when that is like consistently the most interesting part of any character ever

[doctahpants]

Sorry boss, can't come to work today. Why? Oh, there's this really cool bug in my garden and I need to watch it!

[doctahpants]

At some point I'll get pictures off my DSLR, but cool dragonfly emerging!

[doctahpants]

This has been utterly fascinating!

[doctahpants]

Sorry boss, can't come to work today. Why? Oh, there's this really cool bug in my garden and I need to watch it!

[doctahpants]

At some point I'll get pictures off my DSLR, but cool dragonfly emerging!

[doctahpants]

Sorry boss, can't come to work today. Why? Oh, there's this really cool bug in my garden and I need to watch it!

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[superhelldeactivated]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

[televisionenjoyer]

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

[red-garden]

Having adhd and brain fog is so fucking evil, because you still crave sensory stimulation, but you can’t focus on anything. Your thoughts still mobe a million miles a minute, but none of them are tangible, it’s like throwing one of those super bouncy rubber balls inside a cardboard box.

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[ceruleanheaven]

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"