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One of the most important things to have in a Doctor/Master dynamic is that they should have the same sense of humour

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

Hello. Since I've seen people submit finished wheels, I thought I'd submit a wheel I came up with. In this case, it's a wheel to tell you something that you can't do for a week.

https://wheelofnames.com/kch-gkt

this is a really really cool idea! Thanks!!!

You can't do this for a week!

How bad is this for you?

Its great! I can live with this

I already don't do this

It'll be annoying but I'll be fine

VERY BAD.

results/other

Remaining time: 1 day 22 hours

thanks inkarchivist for the submission!!

wictorwictor

#mynothing

breadbut3d

Open social media.

Which I probably need tbh.

#play video games #got off pretty lightly there tbh

aromanticduck

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

mango-kitty-art

somethingusefulfromflorida

dailycatsblog

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

ingridverse

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

capricorn-0mnikorn

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

xalatath

IMPORTANT

#i seem to have become some sort of fly whisperer #on several occasions i have verbally directed a fly the way to an open door or window #and it has flown straight through it!#anyway bugs are cool be nice to bugs

girl-blorbo-polls

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Voting ended onJul 19

#do NOT trust her #she would probably find some way to horribly murder me just for the fun of it #however because i am a massive lesbian with a thing for women who could definitely kill me and probably would... i wouldn't be mad about it

bean-pronounced-bawn

I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.

ollie2point0

the doctor told me aliens keep killing his companions so I asked how many companions he has and he says he just goes to earth and gets a new companion afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding his companions to aliens and then he started crying