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Venmo me 20 bucks and I'll tell you where site 19 is

[doctor-963]

Heya

This is gonna be out of character, but I renamed the blog to doctor-963.

This is due to the controversy with admin bright and djkaktus in the scp fandom.

I'm gonna be avoiding the names Elias shaw and doctor bright, and I'm going to wait for the community to settle on something.

So for now, it's just gonna be doctor-963.

[doctor-963]

It's been several months, and at this point I don't really care anymore

I'm just gonna stick with doctor 963 because I do feel like that's sort of in character lol

[mugshotsreal]

[doctor-963]

Oh shit Shia LaBeouf?

[doctor-963]

Weird Al Yankovic is a keter class by the way

[earth2audie]

sometimes i wish i wasn’t aroace solely because i will never experience crying in my bed blasting music after a breakup

[trapny]

Just get a bunch of Tumblr sock puppet accounts and stage it and you'll have an excuse

[state-of-minnesota]

Great idea

[livingperson-keys]

Yeah that's actually pretty funny

[c0c41ne-r4t]

YEAH

[sigmund-freud-56]

Sounds pretty stupid actually

[doctor-963]

Literally shut the fuck up Sigmund Freud nobody fucking asked for your opinion

[childweanedonpoison]

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

[lvciferofficial-deactivated2021]

Life must be rough for you

[childweanedonpoison]

life is rough for everyone kimberly

[childweanedonpoison]

did you think they forgot to teach her about plagiarism at the miami school of law?

[childweanedonpoison]

I MESSAGED HER ON INSTAGRAM AND SHE BLOCKED ME LMFAOOOO

[childweanedonpoison]

stop lmfaoo

[trannydykepuppybot-deactivated2]

Unfathomable behavior. HBomberguy, kill her.

[nervidleee]

Damn I guess we’re gonna have to kill her

[trapny]

*sighs* I’ll get the chainsaws.

[sketch69420666]

why not more chainsaws, or chainsaw cannons even

[doctor-963]

This is an excellent idea

[machineryangel]

house md

[doctor-963]

Clef texts me this every time he wants to talk to me

[doctor-963]

SCP-106 is the only SCP you couldn't pay me to fuck

[caspercryptid]

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

[book--wyrm]

#my favourite part is the people in the notes being like 'the god of children's hospitals' to be contrary#because the ball is Red#bc like. do. do they know what one of Apollo's areas of Being The God Of This Thing are?#healing and diseases#also he's like#the god of Youths#so like.yeah.#Apollo IS the god of children's hospitals actually Via @mothmammoth​

[nudityandnerdery]

[hkayakh]

Ah man I love a good old memetic hazard

[doctor-963]

Same

[ashes2caches]

I need to be the most fuckable person in this containment facility

[doctor-963]

Not advisable because my ass is fat enough to knock you into the stratosphere

[doctor-963]

Sorry we accidentally turned your boyfriend into scp-055.

[hkayakh]

What’s scp-055?

[doctor-963]

Bro I don't fucking remember

[doctor-963]

Sorry we accidentally turned your boyfriend into scp-055.

[budacub]

“HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HAD THE HOLY GHOST CUM IN YOU”

[cool-bacon-dude]

If you watch this you go directly to hell

[apolloniosofrhodes-deactivated2]

I can’t breathe

[hkayakh]

Go directly to hell? I don’t think so. Not when I have SCP-5383!

[doctor-963]

Haha yeah

That one was a pain to pull off

[tilthat]

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

[armedandgayngerous]

that was the Devil

[general-thinks]

I mean they wanted rain

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

[prokopetz]

I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[hkayakh]

That guy looks like SCP-106 but white

[doctor-963]

Holy fuck

[hungwy]

wait i performed abnormal behaviors. fuuuuuuuck

[hkayakh]

@scp-963 and the likes get this guy’s ass!

[doctor-963]

Hey bro why don't you get in the back of this heavily armored truck it'll be fun

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[doctor-963]

No I think we probably have enough. But some trans people would be nice

[doctor-963]

O5 council is forcing me to release an official statement concerning my recent actions so

I, Dr. ███████, sincerely apologize for putting a number of different politicians into SCP-2701 because of personal opinions on them and their policies. It was wrong of me to use an anomaly in this manner.

I will be apologizing to each politician in person as they are released, which will not be any time soon because I set most of their releases as random dates between ten and twenty years from now.

This will not happen again. I prommy.

[normal-horoscopes]

[trapny]

I think you just found an SCP instructional book

[doctor-963]

Hey where did you find that

Where did you find it