stimky apparently

mtf trans gal i draw sometimes i have a wonderful girlfriend have a good day

[popipeko]

10/10 game

[secretscreamsofjoy]

everything is connected

[official-boob-posts]

I don’t know much about this game bc I don’t have switch 2 money, but I do know the custom items have illustrations and I demand to see

[sketch69420666]

its on the og switch too

[monidoll]

organisms commonly known by their binomial name with the genus name abbreviated:

T. rex

E. coli

[aegishjalmur]

M. bison

[doggirlpaws]

[sketch69420666]

piss jack

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

[sketch69420666]

also works as a metaphor for cars

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[sketch69420666]

these people would think reanimated skeletons are obese

[bonelady]

autism is so cool man. i can say something innocuous and completely true at work, like 'mackerel is a top tier fish', and people get giggly and tell me I'm so funny. what's funny about a nice firm fish with a subtle, almost earthy flavor? not sure. but people are offering me other objects and I can tell them if they're top tier or not. very fun.

[sketch69420666]

walleye is better

[akashicrecord]

[doubleca5t]

[sketch69420666]

not even a real website, lame

[sketch69420666]

don't starve together is fun

[coelii]

when you’re married for almost 14 years you start to think there’s no way your wife can surprise you BUT GUESS WHAT??

I just learned that we each call this part of the fork a different orientation

so now I’m super curious about something …

Is this the bottom or the top of the fork?

Bottom

Top

Voting ended onFeb 14

[coelii]

I’m begging you all not to overthink this, underthink if possible

[coelii]

if one more person says “the tines” I’m gonna take the website away from you this poll is about orientation not linguistics

[villainessbian]

handle is bottom, tines are top, thus it be

[sketch69420666]

the tines is the head of the fork and the handles the tail

[i-am-a-fish]

treat yourself with the same kindness and understanding youd offer to an ancient wizard

[i-am-a-fish]

i didn't realize this would be a problem when I posted this but some of you don't have the respect and admiration for an ancient wizard that I assumed would be more inherent and universal

[dogpuppy]

[sketch69420666]

i thought that said reptiles and got excited

[as-if-and-only-if]

jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

[sketch69420666]

duning kruger ts

[sketch69420666]

chat hear me out

[lostinhistory]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lostinhistory]

IT'S REAL

[robotlyra]

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

[ysabelmystic]

ITS REAL

[grimblo-goblin]

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

[deadbeatescape]

IN CONCEPTION BAY

[psychicbirdstarlight]

This reads like an article in the postillion

[let-down-and-hanging-ar0und-dea]

@official-penis-posts

[official-penis-posts]

This is, in fact, the penis post of all time

[sketch69420666]

my partners be like

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[charlotte-in-scarlet]

women cumming inside other women

[sketch69420666]

what if dicks could be bigger than 4 inches thatd be wild

[sketch69420666]

what do you guys think rocks taste like