Doctor Goodtouch

21, He/him, underweight, antisocial, always tired, calls everything and everyone "my baby". My tumblr was made for the sole purpose of saving shitty memes and showing them to people I know so they understand my horrid sense of humor and obscure references

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[popepauljohn]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[mxnrique]

[estampita]

I started drawing because of Adventure Time and everything about it puts me in a very emotional state. I’m gonna miss those times. Here is my one true pairing.

[kingofooo]

by Adventure Time: Distant Lands logo animator Delfina Pérez Adán

[animatejournal]

Lupin III Part 2 | Creator: Monkey Punch | Studio: TMS | Japan, 1977-1980  

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[naidje]

This particular episode was directed by Hayao Miyazaki.

[stavarosthearcane]

Considering how many guns Fujiko takes off of these goons she surprisingly doesn’t shoot many of them.

[jigensass]

This scene is the one of the best scenes in all of Lupin media

1. Up to this point in Part 2, Fujiko had been a token character with Lupin having to do all the heavy work to save her AFTER she screwed the gang (Lupin, Jigen, and Goemon) over from the heist’s treasure. This is truly the point where I came to actually like Fujiko and call her a girl boss.

2. Hayao Miyazaki was the director of this episode.

3. The villain of this episode (the one who threw the bomb) went on to inspire Doctor Eggman from Sonic (this is real and on the wiki so if you think you saw Eggman in the few seconds of the video you are not crazy)

Anyway so in this video we will be breaking down-

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[crazy-brazilian]

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[persephonesstrap]

This is worse. Looking at these you can tell they have no significant monetary value. They were confiscated as a fear tactic. Nothing more.

[arithanas]

This picture breaks my heart everytime it appears in my dash. It’s a fear tactic, alright but—

The first one in the left corner: It’s a first communion rosary, and it’s not cheap.

The black one in the first line: That’s a widow rosary and it’s old.

The white one in the second line:  is a commemoration rosary. It has a miniature picture in the round part. I haven’t seen that since the 70′s.

In the third line, multicolor one: It’s an Anima mundi, I have only seen those in the hands of Rosary ministery’s old ladies. The oldest ones are from the 80′s after Juan Pablo II came to Mexico for the first time. It’s one of the old ones, I know because the crucifixes are different.  The third one on the fourth line: Red and gold. The style is old, the metal is dark, that’s a 50′s rosary, probably a quinceañera one (or it’s maybe older, from the 40′s when the brides carried red roses with their offerings).

The fifth one on the fourth line: It’s a quinceañera rosary with Ignatius’s tear. The style is old and in my part of Mexico is orphan girls who used it. At least it was when I was young. The third one of the fifth line: the blue one with the anchor. That one I have only seen in Veracruz and it doesn’t look new. The fifth one on the fifth line: That’s a 90′s wedding rosary. Black and white patterns were popular on that date. The fourth one on the last line: That’s a first communion rosary from the 30′s. It’s delicate and most probably silver. The rest wrench my heart too, the humble everyday rosaries with wooden beads and knots. Those are cheap and bear the wear and tear of their user handling. But those  I described are much more.

Those are mother’s rosaries.

Those are not just rosaries. Those are mementos, that’s the proof of their families stories. They are taking from them the only portable things they can carry to feel the connection to their families. It’s not a fear tactic. Call it like by its name. It’s dehumanization.

[cryptid-sighting]

Just want to remind everyone that the DHS janitor who saved these rosaries and photographed them started his project in the latter years of the Bush administration and finished during the latter days of the Obama administration.

Just in case anyone reading naively believes this atrocity began on November 8 2016

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[hydramaticide]

Work it grandma

[hydramaticide]

OK I SAID WORK IT AND SHE REALLY DID

[hackedhearts-deactivated2024111]

[noctumsolis]

You know what? Suddenly 38 seems like a perfectly valid age to dress how I fucking want to.

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[autoforge]

The saga continues

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[xoperidottea]

Translation: I told this girl sent next to me on the bus that her guide dog was cute and she said "Aw I wouldn't know" and I choked on my coffee

😂😂

[happyhumannoises2]

I think this is the first one of these that i literally couldn't understand a damn thing written

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[thebestoftumbling]

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

NooOOO

[samojon]

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[altamont498]

Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!

[danceintheskies]

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

[dinnermess-deactivated20200529]

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

[saffarren]

Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?

Feel free to explain that.

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.

The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.

Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.

In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.

These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!

[valiantlyrainybouquet]

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

[baishujinkou]

[vicemagazineofficial]

[missjukebox8bit]

Oh hey was this written by that guy that tried to sue Mortal Kombat because you were allowed to make a character that looked kinda like him in the character creator

[thunderlina]

HE WHAT?

[missjukebox8bit]

He did a lot of really dumb anti video game activism, this probably wasn’t even the dumbest but it was pretty dumb

[sosuperawesome]

Nathan J. Anderson on Instagram

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[nikonjr]

Why the fuck do they need to specify PLATONIC burger

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Clearly you never had the pretzel pub bun Wendy’s burger

[thethiefandtheairbender]

The Good Place (2016-2020)

[insomniac-arrest]

brah

[postilionstruckbylightning]

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.

[everythingfox]

I was so confused for a second

(via)

[thepineapplepanda]

I honestly thought-

[depsidase]

[greenflamestherabbit]

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

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[neofooturism]

the doctor