Nothing is True Everything is Permitted

A being of many names.  Older than time itself. Social Worker. Time Lord. Aspiring Professor. Hypnotist, Lover of aged whiskey, leather trenchcoats, and the loves of his life. NSFW Content, 18+. Please read my About before following.

[wilwheaton]

[tsaristwolf]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

damn then why was the monster so sad all the time

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I don’t know which is funnier, the images or that comment

[artisinal-cheese]

Wiseman to baby jesus-

wiseman #1 : I bring you gold

wiseman #2: I bring you myrr

wiseman #3 : I bring you antidepressants because your life ain’t getting any better than this barn kid.

[lastvalyrian]

Medieval serf: going to church always helps my sorrows

Medieval priest: … ehm, yeah, it’s the closeness to god

[programmerhumour]

SQL injection via car.

[mooncustafer]

Little Bobby Tables’ got his driver’s licence.

[vicroc4]

lol

[feminists-against-feminism]

I am lost. programmer memes are next level

[quinn-vica-deactivated20201222]

TLDR, the red light cameras actually read license plate numbers. So when they read the code it executed the command which dumped the entire database of saved information. So depending on how often they back it up, thats a lot of fines the city isn’t going to be able to collect.

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[weaselle]

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

[dantes-infernal-chili]

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

[fuckyeahasexual]

So if you lived in a society where you had to secure your communication in order to be yourself around others, here are the apps that could help you do that.

[fuckyeahasexual]

Signal let’s you securely text and make phone calls.

Onion Browser allows you to surf the web without leaving a trail.

Duck Duck Go isn’t super secure but it won’t record your searches like Google.

ProtonMail is a email client that lets you email other secure email accounts.

Periscope allows you to stream live video.

Semaphor is there so you can securely make group chat rooms.

American privacy laws allow you to use these all. So that’s pretty cool.

[beaniebaneenie]

Because we’re currently living in the prologue of a cyberpunk dystopian novel, imma reblog this.

[majestic-username168]

[quiet-hypnotist]

I feel called out.

[tohypnofu]

I would go there

[comekinkwithme]

I now imagine a sex shop run by a magician with sex themed tricks.

Like instead of a coin he pulls a condom from behind your ear, he pulls a rabbit vibe from a hat, and rather than abracadabra being the magic words he uses to undo the restraints it’s the safe word his assistant uses to be let out of them.

[tohypnofu]

O man, I am, also thinking of the “mind games” that store owner would have. He would definitely be imo deep in the hypnosis kink

[weheartfandom]

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) Director: Mel Stuart

[hall--o--ween]

[zipscribs]

a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them 

Hey, do you like my art? Help support me and buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/zipper ❤️

[zipscribs]

[zipscribs]

“What happens when someone dies, but they have no one there waiting for them yet?”

[zipscribs]

you are never truly alone

[deviantshunter]

i really love this so

suicide is never the answer. please push on. things do get better - i promise. 

[natsspammityspamspamham]

I READ THIS BEFORE IT GOT THE HAPPY COLOURED ENDING, AND IT’S GREAT. THANK GOODNESS FOR THE GOOD ENDING. 

[ilovethetalkingclock]

because i saw people rebloggin this without this perfect addition and it kinda made me mad

[tech--romancer]

IN GONNA CRY

[ashenstormfall-deactivated20240]

Re blogging this again because it’s beautiful

[infinitesimal-braincells]

I’M SOBBING

[sunshine-tattoo]

why y'all gotta make a bitch cry like this?

[thegreenpea]

I’m not crying. You are

[skeletonsloverockcandy]

*SNIFF* ugh I have so many TEARS, what a beautiful comic >~> 😭

[arachnidfellow-archive-deactiva]

I’ll tell you what. Next building is gonna say ‘Potts’ on the tower. On the lease.

[thorodinson]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) // Men in Black: International (2019)

[continuancee]

[lizbid33]

[sirianhewig]

[bitch-a-la-mode]

OP you left out the best part

[werewolf-cuddles]

Always reblog wholesome batdad

[sunbutch]

relationships are about the little things. buying your girlfriend's favorite snack at the gas station even if she said she didn't want anything because you know it'll make her happy. making an absolute fool out of yourself just so you can hear her giggle. laying at the top of the stairs with your head hanging down so when she comes home at 11pm and enters the dark stairway she'll think you're a scary monster. it's the little things

[thorthepiratangel]

Iron Man 3 - meet the press Paris

Bonus: After the rant

[bafy-usy-deactivated20251128]

The best duo I know!!! The Iron Man 3 press tour was something else 🔝

[bipirate]

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

[neenarchive]

newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet

[timefortigers]

i dont care about any of this 1920s magic drama i just want newt scamander to cheerfully inform us how bad it hurts to get stung by various wizard animals

[real-retail-stories]

[PLEASE KEEP ANONYMOUS BC I DON’T WANT TO BE FIRED]

I’m a bra fitter in the UK. Won’t name the store, but it’s one that’s internationally popular so occasionally we get people from abroad coming in to bulk-buy English bras because they fit better and are cheaper.

A few months ago a German woman, who didn’t speak any English, came in for a fitting with her two daughters to translate for her. What she didn’t know was that I speak near-fluent German because I used to work in Bochum as a primary school teacher.

I fitted her for an hour (she wanted a LOT) and she slagged me off the whole time - “she doesn’t know what she’s doing / she’s so young– have they given me an intern? I want a professional / I won’t take fashion advice from a girl that heavy / she’s not using european sizing, is she stupid” - and her daughters translated VERY favourably, both of them clearly quite uncomfortable with the situation.

I put on a brave face for the whole thing, pretending not to notice, and then as I was putting in her customer info (we keep a record of all our customers) one of the daughters complimented me for pronouncing their surname correctly.

I said thanks, and casually dropped into conversation - in perfect German - that I used to live in Germany and spoke the language.

Watching all the colour drain from that woman’s face as she realised what just happened, and seeing her two daughters quietly lose their collective shit behind her, was pretty glorious. Almost made it worth it.

[nintendovibes]

[assgod]