-------- Trust Me -------- (I'm a Doctor)

I'm not a doctor, I just play one on the internet. 31 // she/her

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[dragongirltongue]

Happy horse on mars day

[sailermoon]

huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

[willgrahamscock]

why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

[willgrahamscock]

you're missing out on all the crazy euphoric moments where you execute an idea flawlessly, sending it to your friends and feeling the genuine happiness at their reactions to something you made authentically. you're robbing yourself of something beautiful.

and I get it, writers block, artists block, depression can really be terrible, but once you break out of it (and you will) it will feel like climbing Mount Everest.

[willgrahamscock]

peace and love on planet earth! you are saving the environment AND you’re cool!

[figuring-421]

Don’t let anyone silence your voice or steal your power, which is your vote.

Your vote is private. Your vote is your own.

Vote accordingly.

[originalleftist]

How many "Trump votes" are abusive MAGA husbands or boyfriends who essentially got two votes, while their wife or girlfriend got none?

To be clear: abusive men may think their wife or girlfriend belongs to them, including their vote. But legally, this is voter fraud.

Report these criminals.

[hatsinspace]

Legally, this is voter intimidation.

IF YOU WITNESS OR ARE A VICTIM OF VOTER INTIMIDATION (like what Tom Cox is confessing to in the OP) or other violations of voting rights laws in the US:

Alert a poll worker, if you're at a polling place

Report that shit to the Department of Justice via phone [phone] or 202-307-2767), fax [phone]), email ([email protected]), or their online form.

Contact your state or local elections board.

Your vote is your own. You don't have to tell anyone who you voted for. You can lie about who you voted for. Keep yourself safe out there.

You can also call or text the Election Protection Hotline

English call or text: 866-OUR-VOTE

Spanish call: 866-VE-Y-VOTA

Arabic call: 844-YALLA-US

Asian Languages call: 888-API-VOTE

And if you are in a situation where a spouse or partner is the one doing the voter intimidation to you, like Tom up there is, there are intimate partner violence orgs in your state and many towns who are there to help you. Because what Tom is doing is not okay, and you don't have to live like that.

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[when-did-this-become-difficult]

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

[maxmarvel123]

Rest in peace, Kevin Conroy

[rutobuka2]

have you ever wondered what they would look like with their races swapped? 🤔

[adelphicoracle]

Have you guys seen all the Twitter apocalypse posts. It’s all Titanic sinking gifs and this:

[toadcroaky]

[soft-october-night]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[queenmoriarty]

ya'll ever think ur cursed like for real

[vickisigh]

morticia and gomez are my favorite couple…..cara mia ❤️

[vickisigh]

cara mia print now available in my shop! 🎃🧡🖤

[jakesullypussyhair]

[linecrosser]

is it ok to do that to my own comics? i think it is ok to do that. yes, definitely ok to do that. mhm.

[rhymewithrachel]

high five

[motobug]

and now for something completely different

[lecataste]