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Something blue but Buffy’s marrying Spike and Dru (or just Dru) and when it’s over Dru is so heartbroken and doesn’t fully get why they’re not all getting married and becoming a happy little wedded family. Buffy tries to explain but it sounds WAY too much like the divorce talks her parents gave her so she just bails and let’s it be 100% Spike problem. But Dru keeps giving her sad puppy eyes for ages after and trying to coax her back and Buffy is just in “stop making me feel like my shitty dad” hell.
The only one I've seen that I can even think of that's really a pirate film is Captain Phillips (modern Somali pirates), so I guess it wins by default even though I don't remember it well.
I guess I could maybe count Elizabeth: The Golden Age because it has some privateering content (Raleigh and Drake are characters), but its more about England beating the Spanish Armada than proper piracy.
Oh wait, the Aquaman films had pirates in them technically. Not the main focus of the films, but Black Manta is one of the major villains and is technically a pirate (non-state actor, attacks vessels in presumably international waters).
Which (quickly searches box office numbers), wow, means Amber Heard's pirate film has technically out-grossed any of Depp's, and I really wish I'd known that fact in 2022 because I could have made some of the worst people on the internet so angry about it.
Wish we could get some of the fucking jkr energy this site has for all the wifebeaters n pedos in Hollywood. Like, great job on making someone's name mud after hurting a demographic that's vulnerable guys, I love that for us! Now could we mayhaps stop putting child predators on the dash?
I don't disagree with the overall point, but find it odd that the list of names tagged does not include Johnny Depp, who is probably the most famous abuser in Hollywood, and maybe number three worldwide after Epstein and Tr*mp.
Comments like these are why we should never ever EVER stop talking about the allegations. Because people forget, and apologists and misogynists will use that to downplay the seriousness of the heinous shit this man did to women for decades. And, sooner or later, Gaiman himself will use that to try and make a comeback, which will once again allow him access to a lot of vulnerable people for him to take advantage of.
Don't let that happen. Make it clear to people whenever the topic comes up: Neil Gaiman is a serial rapist with allegations from multiple women dating back to the 1980s. We cannot let people forget what this man is.
I mean of course JDepp's input and performance make Jack Sparrow what he is, and made the cultural relevance the character has as an icon in the collective mind of what a pirate is sure... but if they ever make a remake they should *actually* cast an hispanic or a mixed-race actor, dont make him basic white with dreads again please. LEAN into historical significance I think that would be cool as fuck. (But perhaps thats asking too much from Disney lmao).
Make Jack Sparrow a woman just to piss off the incels who spent the last decade sucking his dick because he beat and sexually assaulted his wife.
Or, better yet, let PotC die, and let there be some Goddamn pirate cinema again that isn't about this one jackass clowning around in bad Keith Richards cosplay.
Give me an Assassin's Creed: Black Flag film.
Give me some actual historical pirate dramas.
Fuck, I'll even take Treasure Island adaptation number 50, make it with the cast of Black Sails as a coda to the show, just to make the Tumblr fandom happy.
If Johnny Depp had given even half of the effort into playing the Mad Hatter that Tim Curry put into Playing Long John Silver in the Muppets Treasure island movie maybe Alice in Wonderland (2010) wouldn't be such a forgettable piece of irrelevant garbage
Johnny Depp is both a generally horrible person, and a notoriously unprofessional hack who long ago stopped giving a shit about his work and just coasted on his reputation as a Great Actor, and fans who still somehow think he's hot.
Then when that stopped working he blamed his career decline on his ex-wife, and everybody ate it up because society hates women.
I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare
Here's what I'd ask anyone who disagrees that good food and clean water and air, secure housing and clothing and shelter, and decent health care should be rights:
Do you believe that being poor-or being unskilled or an addict or "lazy" or whatever you blame poverty on instead of greedy rich people-should be a death penalty offense?
I'm serious.
Do you believe that poor people should be executed- and not just executed, without trial or appeal, but slowly tortured to death?
Because if you truly believe that necessities of life are not rights but "privileges" that can be revoked if you can't afford them, then that is what you are in fact arguing for.
You're just too cowardly and dishonest to say it outright.
We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife
Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?
Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again
19/07/2026
Doctor Beverly Crusher
@SpaceDocMom
Incoming Transmission…
Doctors: are your patients truly "deconditioned" or are you just failing to acknowledge and accommodate their mobility needs and other documented medical disabilities? emojis: black heart, blue heart, masked, spoon
Not me watching Ready or Not: Here I Come for the first time, instantly becoming a staunch Titus Danforth hater, then opening up Tumblr and being personally attacked with truckloads of Titus Danforth smut lmao
(also, why couldn't Grace have married Ursula? Why? Was that not a fucking option? I mean, straight people exist, but still)
