the neighborhood witch

Emma. 21. Colorado. Queer feminist nerd. she/hers/her. mostly selfies.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

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regarding the tide pod challenge, peter could definitely eat one and not feel a thing cause of his extreme healing factor, and shuri would definitely make up a way to eat a tide pod without hurting herself cause peter sent her a snap taunting her and she just wasnt having that

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a purpose of eating tide pods, for instance

[translesbianethics]

[flowerinaflame]

Who am I to deny myself every single desire that crosses my pea brain

[adhdgays-moved]

[adhdgays-moved]

[genebelcher]

*Awolnation voice*

SNAIL!

[straightboyfriend]

iam a dumb ass & an idiot & the sexiest person in target

[relatablemagic]

[fakehistory]

c. 1255

[spiroandthelacktones]

mike’s hard look at yourself

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, Younger: All adults ever talk about is the weather. They’re so boring.

Me, Now: OH THANK GOD, IT’S 75 DEGREES OUT! EVERYONE HEAR THAT? ITS 75 DEGREES AND A LITTLE OVERCAST! 📣📣📣📣

[fakehistory]

The Catholic church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)

[burialvillageminimart-deactivat]

boycott burger king we can’t excuse this kind of flagrant monarchist apologism in this day and age

[burialvillageminimart-deactivat]

please sign my change.org petish (short for petition) to make burger king change their name to Working People’s Burger Council

[cheaphalloweencostume]

rainbows are called that because the word “rainbow” is an easy mnemonic for remembering the colors of the rainbow in the right order

Red

A nice orange

It’s yellow!

Not blue or yellow but both (green)

Blue

Oh that’s indigo baby

Weawwy weawwy puwple

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[roblowe]

[skywulker-archive]

New nfl team: all the rats in New York and they only play against all the rats in Chicago

[skywulker-archive]

I’ve been informed that the Giants and Bears already exist