you like jazz?

Kass 28 | if you didn't figure out I was autistic yet you're fucked lmao | got raúl esparza brainrot

[himedanshihozier]

hooking up with the creep from creep headcanons

he comes in his pants before you even get them off

he leaves you for his sister/his mommy/a man/a bitch that's crazier than you

he kills you probably

[doctorwormcore]

ive only seen creep twice and it was so funny and enjoyable so im FINALLY years later watching Creep 2

[karawra]

Manfred can talk now but at what cost

also who taught him this

[doctorwormcore]

i have a lot of animosity about vei/guard but maker i want to fuck that old man

[rylandsgrace]

Seinfeld (1989 - 1998) I 4.23

[elementcement]

George Costanza ass tweet

[doctorwormcore]

Im trying edamame again....I fucking love edamame....it doesn't love me ;-;

[doctorwormcore]

Yoooooo the little lady maratus has webbed up an egg hammock thats shes currently in!!! Shes gonna have little babies!!!

[oleskyfm]

[joflongo]

Ok, I'll admit my obsession with AoE2 may be because I replaced a unit with Trapinch

I just want to put them in as many games as possible

(Sprite from PMD:EOS by CHUNSOFT (I just added a scarf))

[doctorwormcore]

I bought myself a new throw bc its winter and im cold....and my fuckass 30kg dog keeps trying to take it

[doctorwormcore]

i got work in the morning i gotta sleep :(

the humble 5am mush:

[doctorwormcore]

Boss: well...wanna go h-

Me:

[doctorwormcore]

Dude i literally cannot get Mulchie to eat....Sparta ate Tues so I'm not TOO worried. Lady is insane she literally just massacres cricikets and carries them off to her hammock its so cute

[doctorwormcore]

dude look at how Sparta took this cricket DOWN

[deadboyswalking]

It's always so funny when Mihawk gets grouped in with "One Piece Villains"

like the man has literally just been vibing the entire time??? It's not HIS fault he sailed to The Baratie for a hot dish of world-class shrimp scampi and some random 19-year-old jackass told him to square up

[nudityandnerdery]

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

[katajainen]

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

[belovedapollo]

I’d also like to add this

Additional you can also put them on your palms, also, make sure to always use a light towel or kitchen paper and don’t put the ice bags directly onto your skin!