DoDoWo

I am the god of my own existence fff

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Danny DeVito turned 70 today which is weird because I’ve never had any concept of how old he is, I like to think that he exists outside of time and space

[thelilnan]

more importantly it means no one was aware of him being 69 last year. we fucked up. i can’t believe it. we really fucked up.

[onlytwitterpics]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

The relevance…the timing

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[that-fuckin-guy-deactivated2023]

[calendar-puppee-deactivated2018]

this unsettles me in ways I cannot understand

[stelleamezzogiorno]

[smugsbunny2-deactivated20160120]

[bled]

[cucumber]

me taking a selfie

[thekevinkerryg]

is this itsagifnotagif

[itsagifnotagif]

me taking a selfie

[selanax]

Yes. Yes it is. How old is this guy to have statues made of him?

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[puds-archive]

saying yo and yall in the same sentence is a sign of a chaotic neutral vocabulary

[vampireenby-deactivated20250415]

yo’ll

[poppybottle]

Luke Skywalker running away but leaving a map like

[heroinchic-deactivated20131230]

[tommyholland]

when you meet someone with the same name as you

[averagefairy]

why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven’t you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it’s clean? you can’t sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy

[folk-punk]

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

[samuel-matthew-halliday]

“id date a fan” doesnt mean “id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do”