hello my deers

20s - yippee

[castigatedcast]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

[nikoco11]

vy tail explorations … it’s comforting to hold, especially when she misses family

[botgirlchassis]

Ohhhh that is too much for you little spider…

[botgirlchassis]

Ohhh nooo…

[shrine-of-the-exoletus]

Maybe I should go to therapy

[penisdickcockpenis]

[8ft]

i dont have a witty caption for this uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

[jame7t]

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[zoazoaa]

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[athimbustanut]

she won the idgaf war

[gracefuldisasters]

guys pls does anyone have the screencaps where Columbo is like

I used to see it all the time and now I can't find it ;-;

[gracefuldisasters]

see, this is why I love tumblr. First comment immediately knows the episode. Thank you, fellow tumblrian

[the-real-save-point]

[segamascott]

[disc80s]

x

[pankendev]

i'm a dominant lifeform. i'm a peril to civilization. i'm a shadow in the dark. i'm a friend to whores and knaves. i'm a foreign & domestic threat. i am the field and the motion. i'm an unrated movie. i'm harboring criminals. i'm being harbored. i'm boobytrapped. i am the forces at play. i am the strings and the machinist. i'm reified. i'm palpable. i'm on the news. i'm gaining on you. i come with a warning and the warning won't help you. i possess the key. i possess the method. i fucked the holy grail and it gained more insight than i did. it's yours for a price i won't name yet. take a sip