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Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

is time running out? better go catch it

Harpies have syrinxes (similar to parrots and corvids) which allow them to imitate various sounds, especially human speech. Harpies have even been documented with understanding of some human language words, for example, “food,” “leave,” and even “hello,” with older generations teaching the chicks words and phrases. There have even been a few instances of a harpy forming full, albeit broken, sentences.

renxiss

farcille, using this gorg reference I stumbled upon randomly

swordy-da-goat

As well as imitating human words, sirens are excellent singers. Their large lungs allow them to sing for long sessions. Each siren has a distinct voice, although females tend to be higher-pitched while the males have a deeper voice. They are often spotted perched on rocks singing by themselves or with other individuals. Thanks to their high intelligence, sirens can be taught human songs.

cieledheart

silly2tilly

cool ass deer....

professorcalculusstanaccount

the past few days my mind has been consumed by an ongoing story about Bricks and Minifigs, a second hand LEGO store, stealing $200,000 worth of vintage Star Wars LEGO sets from an old man, and using several police departments to illegally obstruct any investigation into it. Police harassment escalated so badly Reckless Ben, the youtuber investigating, was jailed a few times and is now in Mexico. (wikipedia page if you don't want to watch a video)

this story has police corruption across states. healthcare costs. mormons. it feels like a modern day tintin adventure lampooning america. or an episode of south park

here is the gofundme for Bryan, the son of the owner of the stolen LEGO

prokopetz

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

fishtrouts

Winter’s Chill - Part 3

This is a continuation of the winter’s chill comics Part 1 and Part 2! The links lead to the previous parts :)

ynde

Six year old, bouncing up and down with glee as desserts are unpacked: "I'm so appointed!"

Took me a moment to realize she had logically assumed "appointed" must be the opposite of "disappointed" and used it as a synonym for "excited."

official-linguistics-post

official linguistics post

nvexe

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

evilwizard

say no more

kiefbowl

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.