Minimalist Memes

My name is Mary, I'm 30 years old. My pronouns are she/her. My interests include pretty much anything that has been popular on tumblr since 2011, but mainly Doctor Who and FFXIV. I'll post anything that interests me though, so if you follow me be ready for anything.... (I tag everything)

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

[teapachi]

Aventurine is practicing his poker face with a cat cake ♥

Also- gonna start flooding my tumblr with all my churin drawings over the week :3 beware

[ratioriine]

I think we as a society moved on a bit too fast over Dr. Ratio’s thigh reverb

[another-goblin]

Why Dr. Ratio is working with Screwllum on Divergent Universe (it's goal is to study human nature after all):

Why Dr. Ratio isn't working with Herta on Simulated Universe:

bonus:

[jojorice]

the only way to win at chess ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)👌

I present: Topaz being jealous because she thinks that numby likes ratio but numby is actually just an aventio fan

*pose referenced off a BTS fanart I saw before! I’m sorry, I don’t know the artist. T^T

[samcsao3]

[fairycosmos]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

[eccentricecologist]

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

[shoebillstork]

There's something very bisexual about a USB c charger

[faggothankhill]

we are running out of posts

[thedeerus]

i love this fluffy yapper i hope she doesn't have any tragic heartbreaking backstory

[b1adie]

VERITAS RATIO — SUPREME IDIOCY

Before you ask a question, stop and think whether you already know the answer. It is better for everyone if such questions are not asked.

[b1adie]

COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?

the answer 😏 may surprise you

ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.

you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?

heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.

now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?

i think it’s quite obvious.

my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.

and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.

“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.

nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”

[b1adie]

furthermore, i add,

[b1adie]

OH SHIT TRUE. FUCK YES

[b1adie]

HANG ON THERES MORE

FIRST OF ALL HIS EYES ARE THE SAME COLORS AS AHA. BUT ALSO

MATCHING OWL ON THE SIDES?????

and yknow. the fact that his fucking name is Dr. Ratio and he’s always doing the L pose. and aha loves to break the 4th wall for meme shit.

[b1adie]

FURTHERMORE,

[b1adie]

babe wake up there’s new worm theory evidence!

he refers to himself as a character (specifically a supporting/side) character, which only the fools do.

I know what you are. worm boy.

ADDITIONALLY; screwllum comments that ratio pulls the strings from behind the curtain. YKNOW WHO ELSE DOES THAT

[b1adie]

oh he bows at the end of his quest? YKNOW WHO ELSE D

btw in case you missed it in the initial post and my faq. if one more person tries to tell me the worm died im going to rip the door off their fridge

[mosertone]

Coal miner's child using a hole in the door to enter a bedroom with a smoking pipe in one hand and a gun in the other in Bertha Hill, West Virginia. Photo by Marion Post Wolcott. 1938

[lettersfrombeachhead]

[foone]

Bad idea: softcore porn series that takes the Strip Poker theme to absurdity.

Strip Parcheesi. Strip Twilight Imperium (you finally see a tit 13 hours in!). Strip Skeeball. Strip Test Cricket. Strip Russian Roulette. Strip Lawn Darts. Strip Dakar Rally. Strip Space Race.

[vee-dmsr]

@pbscene hey can we kiss. with tongue

[vee-dmsr]

[elecballoon]

Not sure if this is genuine or satire but yk there's some merit to this (but also yes pervs should just, not be pervs and just focus on creating things)

[musashi]

[vee-dmsr]

apology accepted. ok while we're at it someone owes me another cake for this fucking guy:

LIKE????? how do u read the tweet and immediately think "oh yeah i better bring up pedophiles" 😭 use ur brain my dude read the fucking room use context clues etc etc like what a CRAYZEE fucking thing to comment on my post. ur brain is cooked there's no hope for u

[time-to-leave-machine]

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

[time-to-leave-machine]

my dearly beloved mutual you cant just leave this in the tags

[aethersquid]

While exploring a vast and inscrutable city which seems to predate life on earth I am gently picked up by something incomprehensible with the higher-dimensional equivalent of a cup and piece of paper, then lovingly set outside in my natural habitat. Unfortunately the being exists outside of time and can't really tell human cities apart from one another so I appear without warning in ancient sumer.

[thydungeongal]

The term "coquette" comes from the feminine of the French "coquet," figuratively meaning an amorous flirtatious person but like. It literally means "little cock."

[thydungeongal]

Yet when I, a trans woman, talk about feminine little cocks,