Hi there! Could I by any chance get some platonic cuddling with Jabber where he basically just flops over you?
Oh this is getting done immediately, effectively right now!! Yes!! (ദ്ദി˙ᗜ˙)
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Heart To Heart ⋆˚࿔ | Jabber x Reader
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Platonic, reader is a raider, gender neutral pov, just straight fluff and bickering, mankira mention omgogmogmgogm, also cussing but no other warnings besides that heh smirk (im sorry im hyper rn)
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It's not everyday you and jabber get a chance to just lay back and relax like this, usually he's pricking you with mankira, testing poisions, or out catching fades left and right due to his insane greed for pain. You also are busy with your own missions and hobbies, to which are a lot more tame than fighting, let's just say that.
Although, obviously, today isn't that day. No missions, no fights, no pain and no having to deal with the cleaners. Just you and jabber resting together, which was well needed from the amount of stress jabber has given you, mostly from his new obsession of tryna get you to try "just a prick" of his NEW poison...yeah, hell naw.
With nothing else to do, you two lay in the bliss of laziness, the sin of sloth taking over the both of you and you've both struggled to move, all motivation to do anything completely vanishing into nothingness. Albiet, you were a little..on edge..
Why? Because jabber, the one guy who is utterly off his rocker and the most energetic person you know, is..staying still, and...not talking. At all, not in the past ten minutes. Still comforting being with him anyway, hard not to be considering, in your book, he's the only one not to bring down the mood.
"It's so nice and quiet.." you mumble, eyes droopy with sleep and the comfort of his presence looming next to you. The both of you laying on the ground instead of the bed next to you, one because jabber had tackled you down and two? You both didn't have the energy to get back up after that..
"Ya know...you sayin' that makes me wanna bother you." He sighs and ignores the immediate side eye you give him, full of betrayal and wariness that he absolutely adores and eats up.
"Why would you say that. Just why." You sigh and try to roll away from him but he groans and wraps his arms fully around you, very much objecting this act of escape from him.
"C'monnn..'is not my fault! You bring up the fact it's peacful and now i gotta ruin it!" He says as if that's an obvious rule you should know, and you just continue to try and budge from his grasp.
"Insane. Cat behavior." You scoff and try to budge further until he basically rolls over directly on top of you, leaning ALL of his weight on you. He probably even debated pricking you just to get you to chillax again. Also proving your point.
"Ghet awff of mhe!!" You demand in muffles, trying to push him away but he just gets even COZIER and shakes his head, a little satisfied smile etching across his face at the warmth you emit.
"You just lucky i ain't prick you yet, if ya stop fightin, i won't do it, i'll admit i been thinkin' about it." He threatens and lets out a chuckle at the way you immediately stilled.
You would like to say 'no you wouldn't'...but you know who this is. Yes he fucking would.
You gain whatever strength you have left, and you toss him to the side, glory washing over you as you victoriously take two steps and dramatically reach for the door, everything moving in slow mo..until you feel someone basically toss themselves against you. Oh, guess who THAT could be.
Oh and what's that? A prick of something sharp? And the sound of michevious giggles from someone wayy too amused by all this? Jabber.
"gotcha!" He laughed, knocking you down onto the ground once more, pricking you with mankira and watching as the horror washes over your face at having to go through another dream trip, ONCE AGAIN.
"Damn, not even gonna cuss me out?" He pouts a bit, expecting a bit more fight from you after he ruined your attempts at escape. He waits a few seconds for an answer, and lifts his head to look down at you just to find you fast asleep.
"Huh." He tilts his head, dumbfounded by how quickly you fell asleep. Maybe next time he'll get some fighting words out of you.
Just for fair game (totally..) he pricked himself, too. Just for you.
Yeah, cthoni walked into your room just to see the sight of you and jabber completely knocked out, snoozing, and all the same exactly where you wanna be. It'll take a few hours for the both of you to wake up, so she just leaves. Both bothered and swiftly moving on.
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Oh how joyous i feel, how joyous i am, oh how happy i am, just utterly giddy and tickled with dopamine. Yeah alright imma shut up now, im totally nonchalant trust, like fr fr on some real shyt heh..smirk..YEAH OKAY IM GONNA STFU LIKE IM SORRY BRO
Genuinely if i sent a request and at rhe bottom of it is just, this, i would just..yeah, no, i think i would cry