How rude of you... from a mischievous idea came the though of pulling your boyfriend by the collar and kissing his cheek before you run off, leaving him behind with questions rushing in his head...
Gn reader, fluff, suggestive? Idk, probably just in case mdni!
Pt2 (twst)
Ri
"Ho..?"
Oh you arent pulling back, let alone run away.
This guy got some serious reflexes when he wants to.
Grabs you and keeps you in place as he leans over your shoulder
Smirking like a fox that's just stole a beautifully cooked chicken successfully as he pulled you against him, teasing you and lowering his face to make you go red
Doesn't even hold his teases back, he is a sarcastic and teasing bastard and he is proud of it.
"If you missed me, you could've just said so, why so be aggressive, dear?"
Yeah... you arent living this, or anything in particular, down with this man. He'll bring even exact date of things that happened if it'll make you flustered.
Will make suggestive remarks, I mean it's ri, what do we expect??
In busy times, he'll drop in a small teasing and a kiss there before returning to his work
Kon
"Huh-??"
Baatard no2
Again, these kusuriuris are no joke, you get pulled back against his chest in no time before you could even see the other side of the door you came in.
Playful in a challenging way
Oh you gave him a kiss? He gives you two. You gave him two? That's four kisses.
That's a kiss battle i see right there.
You two probably get in a peppering battle once or twice before
He also teases, but his remarks uses less sarcasm and more playfulness in a way that is intentional. He knows when to add double meanings or keep it light.
"Aww, you missed me that much, dear?? Maybe i should make myself an aphrodisiac–"
It's still a small challange in busy times. Two kisses and a silent promise to tackle you to a duel once he returns
something that i find weird about adults on tumblr that write fanfic is that they will write smut about a minor character and put MINORS DNI
and they also put aged up!(underage character) as if that makes it any better bro😭👎
like make it make sense just because u put (aged up) doesn’t mean it makes it any better and it really doesn’t justify anything that you’re doing, just admit your a weirdo trying to make it seem your not a weirdo!!!!
anyway i lwk js wanted to say that
(edit: and i’m not trying to say that every adult on tumblr does this, but i see a lot of them doing this)
Mononoke 2007 medicine seller x future!reader headcannons
Note: I am incredibly sorry to the person who sent the Tamsy request I promise I’ll get to it 😭
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Summary: Whoops! You’re accidentally teleported into the world of Mononoke! Luckily, there’s a lovely medicine seller to help out.
Tags: fluff, banter, some of them are more just general Kusuriuri headcannons, pranks, no smut, depressed Kusuriuri, dad jokes, gender neutral reader
Warnings: a little bit of dehumanization, some references to people being jerks and creating Mononoke(nothing graphic), mention of reader skipping meals by accident, fear of abandonment
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Whenever you ask for his name he just says “I am…. a medicine vendor” to which you first gleefully responded to with “hi medicine vendor, I’m dad”
He didn’t laugh. He doesn’t laugh often but his eyes crinkled just slightly more when you crack a joke.
He doesn’t like people. He’ll be polite and he’ll save them because he still cares and he’s not allowed to hurt humans. But he won’t go out of his way to interact with them and if a Mononoke ends up snatching the people who created it, whoops can’t save em all am I right?
You don’t blame him for that. He won’t tell you but you can guess from what you know of his job that he’s been witness to some the most depraved human acts imaginable. You can see how each time the reason of a Mononoke is revealed, his eyes hollow out with grim and unsurprised determination.
He much prefers to observe and learn from humans.
Humans are such strange things to him. In a lot of ways he’s just like them. He can feel happy, content, angry, frustrated, get upset on other’s behalf. Though by now he doesn’t feel as much joy as people do from forging relationships. He’s far too deeply intimate with the realities of what humans are capable of to ever really trust people. The only things that really get him excited are a finished hunt(and proving assholes wrong).
You’re an exception to that of course. At first he helped you because he was nice enough to give you the benefit of the doubt. You were a vulnerable human in need of assistance, you’ve done no harm as far as he can tell and if he left you to fend for yourself then wouldn’t he be just as bad as the creatures he’s despises? The world may be cruel so he won’t be.
He lets you travel with him and you do everything in your power to make sure that he doesn’t regret it or decide to dump you wherever. He may be nice but he’s awful at communicating. It takes you a while to realize that yes he does actually care about you. You listen to his directions, help out with keeping people calm or tending to their injuries. Overtime, he realizes that your kindness is genuine and it doesn’t take long for become to become fond of you.
You’re like a well loved dog to him. Fleeting and fragile, but oh so cared for.
He doesn’t tell you much about himself and he’s immune to any form of questioning or begging but there are little snippets you’ll get if you’re patient and observant enough.
You notice that he likes art, of all kinds. He doesn’t have any interest in making art himself but he enjoys looking at it. If there’s a performance somewhere you’re passing through he’ll take a break from traveling to watch it. Sometimes he’ll stare at paintings or tapestries a little bit too long and you have to call his name a few times to get him back on track.
The only art he’ll actually partake in is music. He’s no master but he can play a lot of instruments well enough and he’s a good dancer but it’s rare that he does those for fun. Usually he won’t do those things unless it has to do with hunting a Mononoke. The only music he makes for pleasure is singing which he does sometimes when you’re on the road traveling all day.
He’s very attentive. He’s no human(you’re sure of that even if he won’t tell you what he is), he doesn’t need to eat or sleep or drink(although he does enjoy those things time to time), but he knows that you do and he will make sure that you get enough. There’s no skipping meals or staying up late with him around!
Even if you aren’t someone who forgets meals he still asks whether or not you ate yet and if it was enough or are you still hungry.
His main job may be to slay Mononoke but he does sell actual medicine and has basic medical knowledge, though he’s no doctor.
One time he agrees to let you do his makeup(idk if it is makeup or tattoos but for this it’s makeup). You sit in his lap, holding his chin in your fingers while you delicately paint lines over his lips, eyes and cheeks.
Him sneaking his barrier papers into your clothes and belongings.
He also likes to stack them like card houses on your face while you sleep. It gets boring traveling sometimes.
This one is more personal because my hair sheds like a horse during spring. He finds your hair over all of his stuff. He even finds it in some of the drawers of his box.
It’s not strange for you to always be close to him. Mononoke’s are highly dangerous and unpredictable, you never truly know when will show up. There’s not much a human like you can do against Mononoke without his help so the safest place to be is usually within a few feet of him but still far enough that you don’t unintentionally get in his way.
If you ever get back to your time you WILL make sure that he tries soda at least once. It’s not that you really love soda it’s just that you can’t wait to see his expression when you don’t tell him about the carbonation.
Not even playing nonchalant since before your great great great great great grandparents were born can save him this time. Though it does help him manage to swallow his mouthful instead of spitting it out, he still cant manage to keep his face from scrunching up in a way that makes you laugh your absolute ass off. He then chugs the rest of it out of sheer spite and you almost piss yourself at his immediate expression of regret.
He does get back at you by putting iching powder or something on your pillowcase and never again trusting your food opinions(still worth it).
The humble medicine peddler after chugging an entire McDonald’s sprite:
in the process of hunting down a mononoke, kusuriuri finds himself in an odd dilemma. | semi smut
it is tomorrow.
curiously, there is no sight nor smell of you along the corridors of the run-down inn— not in the morning, and not in the afternoon. kusuriuri roams the barren lodging with his scales in tow. he finds no sign of the mononoke either.
it dawns on him that you have left for your business meeting without him noticing, and he does not know how to feel about that. or rather, he does not know what to do with that he's feeling. there is a sunken weight in his chest; one that weighs heavier the longer you're absent. one might call it loneliness, others possessiveness. regardless, he decides to do nothing about it.
that evening, he finds himself mildly irritated. with no other humans to play with, all he'd done is wait for you in the stale common room. entertaining himself by fidgeting with the aphrosidiac you so bashfully asked about last night. is this how married spouses feel, waiting for their partners to get home? an odd and brief gratefulness that he's not married flickers in his mind. just as he's about to wave away the irritation, suddenly—
"ahh~! i'm so tired!"
enter you; beaming, stretching, sparkling. maybe the sparkles were just his imagination. then your eyes catch his. in it lies a shy, playful glint. cheekily, you exclaim: "h-hi honey, i'm home...!"
kusuriuri pauses. there's no way you're doing this. smirking, he decides to play along. he gracefully stands up, and for the first time you're both standing in front of each other. "welcome home, honey," and he steps closer to you, "you're late."
he doesn't know if it's the proximity, or the fact that he called you honey in return, or something else entirely— but the look on your face has become something he can only call 'adorable'. you're bumbling over words, eyes frantically going everywhere but his face. "it really feels like we're a couple, doesn't it?" you say through that irresistable smile of yours. he hums in response. maybe he shouldn't feel too grateful about not being married.
"say..." he leans in closer to you, deep voice resonating in the air between you, "did anything happen with the scale i gave you last night?"
the question cut through the light atmosphere like a sword. your eyes widen, and you hesitate to reply. then, you whisper, looking guilty, "i.. i lost it." when he does not respond, you start to profusely apologise. curious, he thinks, and he says the next part out loud, because i found it lying in front of your room door. "ahh! it must have fallen when i went to work!" and now you're gesturing, going on and on about how clumsy you can be and how careless and this is why your boss always scolds you and you'll be careful next time and—
and kusuriuri's lips are on yours.
ahhh, damn. he got impatient.
"you sure talk a lot for someone so fearful," he mumbles against you.
"'mphorry..." you mumble back.
when he pulls away, you look like you're holding back from going for seconds. and he can't lie— he feels that way too. "do you want to know what the scale is for?" he asks. gathering all the energy he can to observe his feelings rather than embody them. when you nod, he summons them from his medicine box. "i came to kill," he says, voice casual yet heavy.
he sits you down and starts telling you, of the mononoke and its nature, of what it takes to unsheathe his sword, and most importantly, of what he needs to do to lure the mononoke out. by the end of his monologue, your eyes are in spirals. "mononoke..." you whisper, "...form, truth, regret..." your head tilts, "...doing it.." and you look at him, "..with me?"
now he feels an urgent need to be gentlemanly. what with your beady, innocent eyes piercing straight through him. "if you'll have me."
"i- will i do, though? you seem like the kind of person who has a lot of... experience..." he wants to chuckle at that— but instead, he just cocks an eyebrow. "i don't—! i just don't want you to be disappointed or something... i mean, i am a- a vir..g..i...n..."
a soft smirk plays on his lips— "you don't think the mononoke would like that more?" at that you gasp and hide your face, blush seeping through your hands. you seem to mumble a 'how would i know that' behind your blush.
"come," kusuriuri stands, offering a hand to help you up, "we must make haste." you take his hand.
as you make your way to your room (and he insists on doing it in your room), kusuriuri notes the temperature of your hand. it is neither warm not cold— which really means that it's cold. part of him thinks that's odd; the other, lower part, thinks he'll warm you up plenty tonight.
the moment your room door shuts, he's on you. lips smacking against your skin, kissing your cheek, hair, neck. your strained, shocked gasps aren't helping the growing warm pit in his abdomen. "wait," you say, and he doesn't, "the mononoke— how are you- ah- going to slay- it?" kusuriuri pulls back, breathing heavy. curse human desire, he wants to say, making me lose sight of the goal.
he lays you on your futon and quickly takes out his tools from his box. his scales he scatters around the floor; around you, who are observing him with anticipation. his ofuda charms he prepares to arrange around the internal walls of the room. "what are they for?" you ask, and he says that they will protect you if the mononoke arrives. "don't you want the mononoke to come in so you can fight it? would it be better not to have them?" he ignores your suggestion. after all, he does not want to risk harm befalling upon you. finally, he puts down his sword beside the futon before joining you on it.
but before he could continue what he started, you protest. "the eyes on your sword... it feels like there's a third party in the room watching us," you say, and kusuriuri resists kissing your pout. "we can do it under the covers if you want." you nod eagerly.
and just as eagerly, he lifts the covers of your futon over the both of you. long nails quickly slip between the folds of your garment— finding the supple flesh of your thighs. slowly, his bandanna falls, blonde hair tickling your skin as he kisses you gently. slowly, both your garments get looser, revealing expanses of each other's bodies that you can barely make out beneath the shadows.
yet, yearning as he is, there is still a tension in his body that is undisturbed by lust.
even as he kisses your breaths away, and your skin tickles his, he is still on edge.
the mononoke could appear at any moment.
and kusuriuri would be lying if that didn't make his crotch twitch even the slightest bit.
Hi! I found you through your nsfw headcanons for Kon! 🥰🫠🥵😳😳😳 Do you have any for Ri? He probably needs love and care over there.
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Kusuriuri of Ri NSFW Headcannons
TW: Smut, NSFW, kinks, mention of genitalia
Kusuriuri of Ri, I see him as more mysterious in how he operates, but the more you get into a relationship with him, you realize that he is just a very cheeky prankster.
Like he may appear all stoic and enigmatic, but he’s ogling when you make the mistake of sighing too hard and relaxing in his presence, it intensifies when he notices any loose clothing.
He’s so cheeky, he makes hand holding erotic while just giving you a blank stare look like,’Ho…..? Must have been the wind.’
He is not giving you a break, more like dramatic pauses, like he’s slow and he’s steady in his teasing, it’s all a form of art and seeing you squirm, he wants to see you try so hard to be composed only to be completely undone by just the slightest touch and the breathy voice from his throat.
But his patience does thin, and there are times when he just lets his lust run wild, prime example is when no one else is around and you decide to test him, he can handle humans in the way a stranger silently ignores the ignorant pompous person in a moment, sure he can subtly insult those that are disrespectful to the supernatural, but the moment you try to tease him? He’s biting you and giving you hickeys on EVERY inch of your skin.
He’s raking your skin with his nails in the heat of the moment, only in rare instances, but in the end of the intimacy, he will apply ointments and letting it heal.
Kusuriuri preps HARD, he likes to prolonged the process, he doesn’t rawdog it, it just loses all suspense, he prefers the buildup to have the sweetest reward, seeing you panic and embarrassed, he’s a bit sadistic, he likes the bondage of silk on your body, tied together so he himself can splay you out and his fingers pressing on your sternum before he trails down to your stomach.
His touch lingers, the tip of his sharp fingernails grazing your skin to make you shiver and keep you in suspense, he’s unpredictable, but he always starts with following the ridges of your body, from the middle of you chest, sometime playing and pinching and pulling at your nipples before following back to the curve of your stomach.
Ri likes the to obscure your vision, it’s apart of the bondage, making it easier for him to move and manipulate your pose.
And that relates to Ri’s Shunga collection, he would most definitely try to put you in many Shunga poses as he could each time you and him are having intimacy, it’s kinda humorous seeing him opening the book to an erotic scene and just moving you around until he gets the pose right, and it’s definitely out of curiosity to see if the pose provides ample pleasure or teasing, short answer? It does.
Ri is a pervert, he just comes and goes in that regard, he would say something poetic only for it to be later realized that he just said something perverted, like it’s almost comedic timing with his blank expression like just imagine he just says something poetic like,’The flower bud can be obscured by its leaves, with time it blossoms,’ and it later translates to,’Just flash me once please.’
Ri is heavy (carrying a medicine box and carrying heavy stuff with ease), so Ri is not budging unless he wants to, and trying to hide from him to tease him will not work because he will scare you with how fast he can be, just appearing from the shadows and just staring at you like,’So you’re hiding?…..’ he can also use this to spy on you with how quiet he can be, like you won’t notice him watching you while your changing until he likes to fuck with you.
And thing he likes the bit of tussle, he’s dignified but he lights the play, trying to tug at his hair, or touch his pointed ear and he pauses so hard, eyes staring over at your arm before slowly looking at your face before he hisses as he gives you a harsh kiss with his tongue shoving into your throat in retaliation.
Ri gives me the vibes of him sometimes starting at the back then curve around your front when he feels mischievous, like his lips are pressing against your neck, his sharp teeth grazing your shoulders and hands groping at your breasts, he likes to tease your nipples with his fingernails.
Ri likes to bathe with you, heck he will take you in a spring if he finds it to his liking, like he is does not mind where or when he takes you, as long as no one else is around, he will try it out.
Ri is mindful of taking you against hard surfaces, so he aims for more softer surfaces, though against hard surfaces he tends to be so much more horny due to him having to take it more slow and soft with you, he’s talking dirty while humping against your back, pinning your head against the wall, he likes seeing you try to look back only for your eyes to roll upwards as he puts in a well placed thrust in his fingers.
While I do not see him as the type to have sex in a futon; I think Ri has tried it, just letting you cuddle him while he’s pounding you.
I also like to think he tends to put a tag or put a charm on you, putting a piece of rope on your thigh or when binding your limbs together, I think it just turns him on in a sort of way only he understands.
By accident or on purpose, Ri will like to see you cry in overstimulation, or when you are riding the high of your orgasm, when your body tries to press and push against his body, no doubt he’s eating you out and wetting your thighs again for preparation for another round.
I think he would be comedic in the sense of just laying next to you, just his face slightly covered in your fluids while you are fast asleep, he washes it off but he just stares off into space for a moment like a cat on cat nip. It would be more hilarious since he has little shame, like he just likes to fuck with you, just imagine you looking mortified that Ri still has cum residue on his face and he’s like,’Are you going to help me wash it off?…’
Ri in the aftermath does the aftercare, amazing skills as well since he is a Medicine Seller, though he has a habit of wanting to do a ‘check up’ on you when you are conscious from the afterglow, he is just a pervert that’s doing it both to check if any hickeys or love bites are in need of some more ‘attention’ but seriously he’s checking out if he needs to patch you up.
Ri is a sadomasochist, he sometimes is sadistic during lovemaking, but he isn’t cruel unless he’s feeling something out, otherwise he is immediately sadistically horny the moment he feels you trying to inflict some pleasurable pain. He’s amused that you would challenge him.
Ri is mostly dominant, he won’t let you be dominant unless he is tired from dealing with humans during a battle with a Mononoke, or he’s luring you in so he can dominate and humiliate you into submission.
Hello! Can I please request E, H, R, and S for Platonic Yandere Kon! Medicine Seller with a Gn! Teen Reader? ^_^
Escape - How will they react to their "adoptee" trying to escape? What will they do, if "adoptee" succeed? What is going to happen after the escape? And after "adoptee" returned?
While Kon expected that (you two are constantly on a road, there is no rooms to keep you in. And he can't just tie you up to him), he feels annoyed. Yes, the life you have aren't that comfortable, even if he is trying his best, but if you escape, you still be on a road, but this time alone, without his support. And do you have any idea how dangerous is for a teenager to wander around alone? We can't have ir, right?
Kon will try to return you as fast as he can. And then he will tie you to his sword. He is the only one who can carry it. He will hold it while you two walking, not letting you feel the weight. But the moment he let go, you will have a very heavy anchor. Until you are proven trustworthy, the sword leash remains.
Hug - Do they hug their "adoptee"? If yes, how and why? In general, how do they show their affection?
Kon is more of a headpat and chin scratches guy. You can hug him, if yoy want, he isn't against it. But he won't initiate a hug. Because he is used of scratching and petting his sword's hilt, he is more used to this kind of affection.
Yes, from outside point of view it does look like he is petting you like a cat. But it does feel nice, and he doesn't do it yo, somehow, humilate you.
Rage - Of course, if someone put their "adoptee" in danger, they will be angry. What exactly happened, and what will happen to a person who engaged them?
If it's mononoke, it will be ripped to shreds in mere seconds.
If it's a person... Kon can't kill people. And, while he allowed to brawl a bit, he doesn't want to durty his hands.
What he will do? Terrify this someone for the rest of their lives. Kon knew, that he can be quite unnerving. And he will have the taste of his snd Hyper's unnerving aura to a fool who put you on danger.
Sadness - What will they do if their "adoptee" are sad?
Kon will try to cheer you up as soon as possible. Party because he doesn't like seeing you sad. Party because he always on his guard and don't want you or something from you to become a mononoke.
He is awkward in cheering attempts. He offers you food, or carry you, or let you braid sworrd's main. But he tries his best. He does want you to be happy again. And happy in general.
Kusuriuri and the Inn Keeper: ろくろ首 (Rokurokubi) — Kusuriuri x gn!reader
Bonus Chapter The medicine seller frequents your inn
word count: 491
warnings: just fluff!
a/n: i wanted to do a short drabble before heading to the next series
m.list | chapter one | chapter two | chapter three
Kusuriuri frequents your inn now.
Sporadic, yet also a reliable constant in your life ever since your sleep has become peaceful.
Most times he adorns his usual sly smile, or sometimes the faintest downturn of his lips to form a frown.
You never quite question what other Mononoke he met and what kind of events he experienced during those visits, but you were always
Usually he brings out his pipe to leisurely blow out smoke into the air.
Or he lies down on his side, his head propped up by an elbow with his eyes closed, listening to the birds chirp and small streams across the mountainside trickle.
Like he is right now, a peaceful smile on his pretty lips brushed by the purple hue of paint, his feet slightly swaying side to side, heel perched on the wooden surface of the engawa.
“Is it nice there?” you ask, chuckling, sitting next to him, feet dangling off to let it rest on the dirt ground below, incoming autumn leaves, yellow and dried at the edges, crunching beneath.
He hums in content. Without opening his eyes, he shifts, head blindly searching for something until it rests on your lap. Faintly, he snuggles against you, cheek pressing onto your thighs. You let out a soft laugh and ran your fingers through the strands of his silky, soft hair.
“You can be quite childish,” you murmur, trailing a fingertip at the edge of his purple lip paint, smudging it a little.
“You can be more… childish, as well. It would make you even more… adorable.”
You roll your eyes. “The medicine seller is always such a flatterer.”
Even though you say it with as much sarcasm as you could muster, Kusuriuri only seems amused and grins
“Your fluster is the… cutest thing though.”
“You—!”
Looking away to hide your red cheeks, lips slightly jut out, you feel his comforting presence approach you closer.
At the sound of his soft call of your voice, you hesitate for a moment before meeting his eyes, jolting a bit when his face is closer than you anticipated. Ears reddening, heart beating wildly, you watch his smile blossom.
On your heated cheek, he rests his cool palm and leans in closer until your eyes close instinctively and the gentlest touch of his soft lips presses against yours.
When he pulls back, your lips are parted and head already dizzy from the simple yet overwhelming feeling of his affection.
“The only thing left… is to have a feast and some alcohol in this inn,” he chuckles, hand reaching to tap the hairpin at the back of your head.
He laughs a little at the flustered burrow of your face into his chest. As though pitying you, he pats your back in a slow rhythm.
“There… There.”
“You are such a mischievous man,” you grumbled, bunching up his kimono in your fingers.
“But I am always here.”
a few side notes!
engawa ("縁側") is a ground-level verandah in old japanese houses.
i forgot to mention last chapter, but a man giving a hairpin is a proposal for marriage. and kusuriuri mentioning having a feast and drinking in the inn is the usual marriage ceremony ("祝言"; shuugen) for commoners.
