just a goofy lil guy @screw-you-calroy23 - Tumblr Blog

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

Hey,.. if you were thinking about having sex today, I'm nonbinary fortnite.

blattella

regonym

hope is a weapon, by @mumblesplash (x)

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

stay-the-knight

were--ralph

tired of seeing all these hot fat men lose weight in an attempt to be hot when they're perfect already

were--ralph

Return the flab or suffer my curse

brad-ry

what's the curse?

were--ralph

THEY HAVE CHOSEN THE CURSE

wolfythewitch

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

wolfythewitch

This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon

squidinu

(fall 2022)

mevil

donnatartlet

girldraki

kind of harmonically beautiful

funky-insanitear

insomniac-arrest

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

insomniac-arrest

Our age of plastics is collapsing

puppygirllaika

Our age of silicon is collapsing

screw-you-calroy23

Our age of Artifice is collapsing

sawed-on-shotgun

this is genuinely my fav video ever its so sweet and serene. ive been thinking about it for literal years

stuckinapril

This is actually so real

jiiin22

the bravest human

islamprotestan-blog

only 5 seconds

zanyflowerpizzatrash

i wasn't ready for that..lol

suffer-no-humiliation

Immediately recognized that look

zechery-deactivated20220114

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

thebaconsandwichofregret

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing