My Spidey Sense Is Tingling

Peter Parker is the name. Science nerd and superhero. Currently enrolled at Sky High. I'm ready to swing into action.

[darcylewiscantlose-blog]

Someone want to finish this paper for me?

I’ve been staring at it for hours and I’m still nowhere near done.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

But if someone does the work for you, how will you ever learn?

[built-like-a-machine-blog]

Mark essays or watch cheesy french movies?

…French movies always win.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

So even teachers can be slackers. That is very comforting.

[little-miss-madeline]

So I just bought a goldfish...

he’s so cute!

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

Everyone here has a pet!

What did you name it? I'm Peter by the way.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

So I think it is time to clean my room.

[shadow-hawk-vixen-blog]

Dear God, I’m even scared to offer help!

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

Don't worry, it is limited to just insects for now, and they don't look poisonous. 

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

So I think it is time to clean my room.

I think there is a new ecosystem with its own endemic species forming.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

I think I need to reintroduce myself, I have been gone so long...

[clint-circusboy-barton-blog]

Hey, what happened? We were going to start a musical gang and then you disappeared!

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

I had some things I needed to take care of. But hey now that I am back, there is nothing stopping us!

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

I think I need to reintroduce myself, I have been gone so long...

[little-miss-madeline]

So I’ve noticed - but never fear, I’m here to share the joys bought forth by only the most amazing of Mexican foods.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

Our savior!

Other then that, what are you doing up here?

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

I think I need to reintroduce myself, I have been gone so long...

[little-miss-madeline]

Well Peter Parker, nerd extraordinaire - It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Kitty Pryde, mexican food connoisseur.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

Nice to meet you Kitty.

I am glad we finally got one of those. We have been severely lacking in people with good Mexican food taste. 

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

I think I need to reintroduce myself, I have been gone so long...

I am Peter Parker, nerd extraordinaire. 

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

Note to self; do not attempt to cook a real meal if you have no idea what you are doing.

[likeastinger]

I have the poise and grace of a swan flying gracefully through the air! That, and I can make sure people miles away can see my beauty! But I might consider taking you as a handmaiden, if you’re lucky.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

I think you mean of a swan's crash landing. I on the other hand swing through teh air with teh greatest of ease making people swoon at my splendor. 

You would be lucky to be allowed in my castle.

[notyourvictim]

The one thing a school in the sky lacks?

[notyourvictim]

Johnny Storm, makin’ the guys and girls run after him one day at a time.

Yeah, doesn’t mean she can’t get all weird and protective though. She won’t admit it, but I see it. Dude, you haven’t lived with the guy. He’s pretty lame.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

Reed is not lame! He is a mega-genius and has pioneered some of the most important inventions to our timeline. I mean I can see why Susan would want to protect her claim on all of that.

  Oh and I totes at the front of teh pack chasing after you.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

Note to self; do not attempt to cook a real meal if you have no idea what you are doing.

[likeastinger]

Yes, cooking magic! What, you gunna call me Tinkerbell like all the original jerks at school? Besides, it’s obvious I’d be the beautiful princess here. Duh.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

Excuse me, a better princess than me? You may have the required blonde hair, but I have teh princess charm.

[notyourvictim]

The one thing a school in the sky lacks?

[notyourvictim]

Ah pleaseeee. Don’t lie to me, Parker. 

Reed? Eh. Overrated. Careful, my sister might get jealous if you’re too excited.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

You caught me. I have always wanted to feel you up. It has been an aspiration of mine. 

Surely your sister is used to nerds fawning over Reed. And believe me when I say Reed is not overrated.

[mymind-over-matter-blog]

Yeah, no I come in the genetic catagory, like Sickle cell or Butterfly Syndrome.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

Boo, that isn't as fun and slightly depressing. Lighten up and don't listen to the assholes on the internet.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

Note to self; do not attempt to cook a real meal if you have no idea what you are doing.

[likeastinger]

Gimme a few and I’ll be over to make Disney magic happen~ Er. Make cooking happen~

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

Cooking magic, perhaps? Although now I kind of want some Disney magic. You should transform me into the beautiful princess we both know I would be 

[notyourvictim]

The one thing a school in the sky lacks?

[notyourvictim]

Yeah! See, you feel me! Except I get Reed to do all the nerdy tech stuff. I’m the grease monkey.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

I do not 'feel' you nor do I want to. Ugh, I forgot you know Reed. I wish I could meet him.

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

Note to self; do not attempt to cook a real meal if you have no idea what you are doing.

[likeastinger]

…I need to meet this woman. Woah.

Hey, practice makes perfect! By the end of the day, you’ll be a kinda-okay-I-sorta-guess cook!

[does-whatever-a-spider-can-blog]

You really should, she is amazing.

That would be a dream come true.