a.k.a. mexicanthrope

Mexican woman, who codes for a living, dreams about Finland, and really loves knitting - Mother of bebehs, owner of pets, lover of metal, and podcast obsessed - (still not in the mood for: TUS CHINGADERAS)

[dofnup]

All The Things I Made In 2025

[apolladay]

Would you rather be in a zoot suit riot or be on a grapefruit diet?

-I'd rather be in a zoot suit riot

-I'd rather be on a grapefruit diet

Would you rather be in a zoot suit riot or be on a grapefruit diet?

I'd rather be in a zoot suit riot

I'd rather be on a grapefruit diet

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[dofnup]

As a Mexican, I would much prefer a grapefruit diet, because a zoot suit riot is having white men beat the shit out of Mexicans. So. Really not getting why that is winning. Wtf

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[targetedknowledge]

[glorioustragedykid]

If you're reading this you need to tell me the name of your favorite black character NOW‼️

[thefishfiend]

These are Lumpsuckers, they're cute and grumpy. These are only babies, cos they can grow to a foot long and become... well, a LUMP. Hehe. They have attachment feelers (it does have a name, but brain cannot recall what it is right now) on their bellies, which allow them to grip rocks. The reason they are being bred in large numbers is because they are natural pesticides against sea lice; which effect fish farmers' stocks of fish (usually Salmon). The Lumpsuckers will (gently) attach themselves to the fish and eat the lice. I love these little guys, watching them chase food is so cute.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you people are. unkind to me

[d4lifesworld]

You... voted for the pigeon, too?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know when i'm outmatched

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[factbot]

There are 3 official salad flavours

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[escuerzoresucitado]

[funstyle]

the number one rule of being an adult is Dont Think About Anything That Happened In 9th Grade

[apolladay]

Anyone else in their tired girl (gn) era?

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[dofnup]

[kristina100000]

coffee and turkish delight for everyone cos god knows we all need it

[a-book-of-creatures]

Inshallah it will soothe the pain