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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

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#fave #f a v e

thetransmascbadass

Falling in love, speed run

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my current and last therapist were like ‘geez wow’ at the level of self-hate i expressed, did i unlock some kind of ‘surprise professional therapists with ur dysfunction’ achievement

#i was like i mean. u asked #d0n't rreblog

can someone else make decisions for me so that i cant be held accountable for the outcome of fucking anything (dn’t rebl0g)

#how tf do i make life decisions if i see a disaster outcome for any move i do or dont make #fucking hard to see any worthwhile future that way

babyanimalgifs

Pupper tries to protect his sand hole from the ocean

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#poseidon quivers before him #dogs

(dn't rebblogg) my psychiatrist and i finally found a med balance thats helping my miserable broken brain so of course my insurance cranked the copay of a med up too high to afford even with coupon

#serves me right for thinking something was looking up

itscolossal

WATCH: An Interactive Mirror Built from 450 Rotating Penguins by Daniel Rozin (video)

prokopetz

“Build a mirror out of waterfowl” is not an art project. It’s something an evil wizard from a Russian fairy tale does three scenes before the nine-year-old-girl protagonist cuts his heart out with a hairbrush.

aplpaca

and what of it

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Volume/headphone warning.

Wanted to try and pay homage to perhaps the best tweet in existence. Any and all credit goes to Patricia Lockwood for the original post and picture. And, of course, to darling, affronted Miette.

#cats #fave #f a v e

spingeville

for some reason as a kid i thought a bitch was some kind of weapon. i always envisioned it as something akin to a battering ram

spingeville

artist’s rendition

waxwormrepublic

I think….I think I own something akin to a bitch? It’s a wooden log that has outfitted so you can reach inside a cavity and grab on to a handle and use it as what is essentially a heavy, brain splattering sockembopper.

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