i do what i want

let's be pals.

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[412spikeface]

why do people talk like wearing masks is so fucking easy, but every time i’ve walked out side i’ve wanted to kill myself? seeing the whole world wear surgical masks just to stay safe is so depressing , seeing people mandated not to leave their house and call it a patriotic duty to make social interactions taboo is reason to fucking kill myself.

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[juyeoremade-deactivated20210405]

this you?

[zixans]

[doggomelette]

[modelsof-color]

Marquita Pring by Kate Powers for SI Swimsuit 2020

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[doggomelette]

anyway i was sexting the dude i’m seeing while i was finishing my laundry & literally got him to come via texts alone while i sorted my colors from my whites & if that’s not power, idk what is

[doggomelette]

well my ex has apparently been stalking me online for months and two weekends ago waited in his car for hours outside my house and admitted he wanted to physically hurt me

it’s been nice knowing you all but he’s definitely going to shoot me

ha ha ha

[mistbjorn]

[bikiniarmorbattledamage]

We’ve featured select Oglaf strips regarding sexy armors before, but this one is by far my favorite of them, hands down!

~Ozzie

As usual, Oglaf knows exactly how to stay on point with the focus of the purpose of the strip - and that the world needs more sexy male orcs.

- wincenworks

[tlirsgender]

Showing ppl your writing is such a different, more nerve-wracking experience than showing ppl things you've drawn bc you have to wait for them to finish reading it and you're both just sitting there like

[socialmaya]

[justcatposts]

why is this so relatable

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[jaubaius]

[logoside]

[hclark70]

[doggomelette]

me: i I need to stay single for a while, and rediscover what it means to be myself. healing from that kind of trauma takes time.

the universe: *plops a handsome, funny, sweet, caring, and intelligent guy right into my lap* :)

me: ...

the universe: and he has a big dick :)

me: ...........

the universe: :))))

[doggomelette]

nvm, he’s a flake 🙄

[doggomelette]

my body is a temple...but if like juggalos went to church

[doggomelette]

me: i I need to stay single for a while, and rediscover what it means to be myself. healing from that kind of trauma takes time.

the universe: *plops a handsome, funny, sweet, caring, and intelligent guy right into my lap* :)

me: ...

the universe: and he has a big dick :)

me: ...........

the universe: :))))

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

please stop posting them videos of your little animal crossing villagers singing it puts me in a trance of staring blank at my phone watching them go wee wo wee wo wee wo.. wo wee for 10 minutes straight