Back and bet7er than ever

Acheroraptor driving a bus, can you believe it? No? Why. Imagine it, coward.

[dinobusdriver]

Horse's a bus. Which is not to say that my bus is a horse or even a bus of horse. What I mean to say is that my Bus is Horse.

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[wifegideonnav]

affirmations for bus drivers: i am sexy and necessary for society to function 💞 ten minutes is not that late 💞 i can fit through that gap 💞 the passengers don’t need to sit down before i blast away from the bus stop 💞 i can take this turn as fast as i want 💞 twenty minutes is not that late 💞 everyone on this bus desires me carnally 💞 thirty minutes is not that late 💞

[verylostbusdriver]

[call it luck, or lack of thereof, but suddenly you may be forced to stop, as in your immediate path ahead, a bus crashes sideways, blocking the way, perhaps it is fate that decided you must stop here. Perhaps it was just a weird critter and its lack of driving skills]

[or you can simply try to drive through the bus, that's also a possibility]

oh shiiiiiit okay that sucks...... someone . should do something about that. (looks around) fuuucckkk thats me isn't it

[dinobusdriver]

[what appears to be a particularly large bird-like CREATURE--From the bottom of its talons to the top of its head, it might be about almost a meter all--jumps off the bus, surprisingly screaming in a very humane way]

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

[its barely holding a fire extinguisher, looking around for any potential fire, thankfully there appears there's no fire, just damage done by the crash]

"ughhh! What am I gonna do?"

[strangely it doesn't seem like it oppens its strange bill in order to speak.]

[dinobusdriver]

Can you be passionate and glad and also be depressed orrrrrrrrrr am i safe from trying to find a cryptid psychologist

Maybe theres a bus driver that can do this

[dinobusdriver]

objectively. I have technology to cure genetic diseases. On the other... I much rather would turn people into dinosaurs

does anyone want to be my test subject for a totally normal HRT?

[probuccalfat]

nobody gets me. not because i’m really complicated or anything but because i won’t tell anyone anything real about me

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

[dinobusdriver]

Milloons and MILLIONS of years of evolution and te race that took over earth after our extictnion also ended up making a capticalistic dystopia

When will it aaaalll endfddsdd

Anyways if anyone has like

Something to ease the fucking side effects of busnoium shit poisoning id love that

[averagebusdriver]

I am probably risking my life reaching out to YOU of all people, considering my background, but.

You were the first I remembered having seen in route a long time ago, and I need to know

If you maybe know ... where Mothman or Lost are?

Or if They got them?

Though i guess it makes sense Lost would be really hard to find

I've been trying to hide for a long, long, time, but that's driven me (no pun intended) to stray away from everyone I knew.

-Dino Bus-Driver

Uh. No, I haven't seen them in ages. Have you not been able to contact them? And no, I'm not currently able to access that information, sorry.

[dinobusdriver]

If I'm honest I have no idea if either of them have any way of contacting them

But it's been a long while and I really haven't seen anyone I knew

Maybe i just need to search more

Thanks anyways (sorry for the slow reply I was unable to even stand for a while the past days)

[dinobusdriver]

A-alright, after my great- eh. Escapade. From GBI's awful control, I'm back! Back to say that ALL reports of my death were greatly exaggerated!

After nearly over a year of hiatus... the dinobus is back on route! And ready to pick any bus passenger, cryptid or not!

Oh I'm so ready to go see all my friends, like buslot, and the mothman, and losty and...

and..

...

is it just me or did the world become a bit... quieter?

... where is everyone?

[pizzaback]

“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars

[tweedlebean]

Maybe we should find people who are good at driving and give them really big cars, and then people can just pay a small fee to be driven around the city. Maybe in a regular loop so people always know where they'll be at certain times of the day.

[red-twist]

But what if those really big cars were also really long and fast?

[anexperimentallife]

And what if they ran on electricity? But what to call them?

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fantabulous Looping Electromnibus!

[tragicallybeautifultiger]

I like the way you think